Garfield by Jim Davis for May 20, 2019

And the universe is his lasagna!

Ready to be eaten up and burped out!

And you are the world’s buffoon, Garfield.

Definitely pizza. I won’t eat oysters.

Order a large pizza with oysters and you might still find a pearl.

It’s all covered in cheese and pepperoni…?

I don’t want to think what the toppings are.

There goes our planet, with an Earth-shattering crunchfrom Garfield.

MMM, pizza <homer’s drooling sound>.

Now that’s more like it, Garfield.

When the world is my oyster, someone else can have it. Now if it’s my pizza…wait, it’s not an oyster pizza is it?

And your stomach tells us so.

but when the tuna can is open, zoom right to the counter to find out what’s in it for them

Someone must speak out on behalf of the lovely, luscious, luxuriant, but lowly oyster. Google ode to an oyster and you will get over a million hits, one of the best is CBS news’ An Ode To Oysters. https://www.cbsnews.com/video/an-ode-to-oysters/

Who about “the world is my lasagna”. Does he even eat lasagna anymore? He did in the two TV shows, but not in this comic strip.

Much better.

Oyster pizza?

Not another flat-earther!

Fried oysters are great also more expensive nowadays.

Many years ago, a friend sent me a holiday card; the front showed a cat sitting in front of a pizza – the inside verse read “Pizza on earth”. :-)

Or lasagna?

I thought it was lasanga.

Having lived twice the lifespan – at least- of a normal cat, I can see him drawing that conclusion…

Yes that phrase was due for an upgrade!

You don’t like oysters, Garfield? Cats usually love seafood.

I think the critter is going to order Pizza tonight.

This would be a great Garfield minus Garfield.