If they went around eating brains, certainly someone has died. Question: If you are turned temporarily into a zombie against your will and you eat someone’s brains, are you legally libel when you turn back to normal with no memory of the event? Asking for a friend.
Dirty Dragon over 5 years ago
It’s okay folks, there are hardly any actual brains to be found on this ship.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Brains don’t have gluten, gluten is found in Grains, such as wheat rye and other cereals.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Since Brewster apparently has porridge for brains, is that gluten free?
jvn over 5 years ago
Are brains kosher?
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
Except for the vegan zombies – they ate grains. Graaaaains!
GreggW Premium Member over 5 years ago
If George Romero had been into happy endings.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
I think you could eat their brains and still call yourself a vegetarian.
Patrick Hunt Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I thought they were brain-eating zombies.”
“They got better.”
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
The zombie virus didn’t wear off, The poor things just starved to death!
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Porridge is any boiled grain. If it is Cream of Wheat, It ground wheat should be labeled toxic. Malt O Meal is ground wheat and malt.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
If they went around eating brains, certainly someone has died. Question: If you are turned temporarily into a zombie against your will and you eat someone’s brains, are you legally libel when you turn back to normal with no memory of the event? Asking for a friend.
LadyPeterW over 5 years ago
See??? I said she was taste-testing Ensign Kenny to see if he was on her diet list!!!
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Snerks….mostly for the comments
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Certainly eating brains didn’t go them any apparent good. Still doofuses.
blakerl over 5 years ago
Now all the crew members will need to join Garfield and his new diet. (Ref: see Garfield cartoon)
Lee26 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Waitaminnit…vaccinations are a ‘thing’? Who knew?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I’m on a strict kale, Brussels sprouts, and water diet. I should be dead soon. Luckily.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 5 years ago
Next time? You have to be a different strain then – their bodies allready developed immunities by now.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Probably starved the virus – no brains on that ship.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
So all their brains got eaten and nobody noticed the difference.
nsaber over 5 years ago
doesn’t the blonde look like Lt Yar from Next Gen?
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
The whole crew seems to be coming unglued!!!! 8^)
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
It sure would have ruined her diet. Brains are over 60% fat.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wow, three fruit cake fads in one.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Do they really need a vaccination now? Does the virus mutate?
Daeder over 5 years ago
Brains are almost entirely fat. All nervous tissue requires fatty insulation.