Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 05, 2019

Yeah really. We are the world and all that………

And today for Bitsy we have the new ‘exclamation point’ T-shirt.

P1, Nancy wonders every bit as much as we do WTF these two idiots are babbling about.

P2, You could put an eye out!

P3, The talking milkshake says “No!”

In all reality, Hey girlfriends can’t we all just be friends and support each other and when we play sports we can be each others athletic supporters .

How about we just play friggin ball and knock all of this s..t off!!!

What a plot! A teammate is crazy angry about teammates missing a scrimmage—that she herself missed! Where is the misdirected anger coming from? Is the thrill gone from volleyball? Does Linda have to play for her scholarship or please her parents or something? If she is so overcommitted, why doesn’t she quit softball? It would be cool if she gave the dense DW a matching shiner, but she is already making Bobby/Robby/whoever seem likable!

Do teenagers today know what “sing Kumbaya” means?

P1- Katharine Hepburn envies Nancy’s bobblehead gyrations. Does Mimi have to use the basketball uniforms again this season to outfit the softball team?

P1 – That girl is really proud of her chest!

P2 – Nancy, you can’t perform the Vulcan Mind Meld on yourself.

I still want to know why they’re still wearing their gloves while they’re inside the school.

P2: A finger in the eye is just going to increase the chances of an outbreak of EES. “!”

Shortstop girl! Faster than a Jennie Finch speedball!

as a long standing member of the “guys”, I never thought I’d be happy to leave the girl’s locker room ! (shirt extra)

Aren’t there any kids on the bench competing for the starting roles? If one of my teammates had to miss a scrimmage or even a game, I’d be like “Here’s my chance to impress the coach!” There may be no “i” in “team” but there are two of them in “Bitsy Twill”!

That guy in P3 is suffering from “irony deficiency.” A truly tragic condition in this day and age.

Panel two: “Excedrin Headache # 69” (Google that.)

Alt Script: 1- STRETCH: I’m switching to basketball. I’m tired of losing. We stink at baseball. 2- SKATY: Oh my head. We can’t field a full team as it is. You can’t quit! Speaking of fielding a full team, where’s Kimmy? 3- KIMMY: I feel like I’m forgetting something… BOY: Does it have anything to do with that baseball uniform you’re wearing? KIMMY: No…I don’t think so…

…a lot of effort for no money shot, SAD

Meanwhile, back at the Thorps, Mimi enjoys another glass of red wine