Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2019

But did you get an answer?

Pig, you should know, the universe is immense and is composed for the most part of protons, electrons and morons.

The second panel doesn’t make sense. A broken leg is both something I don’t like and something that is not good for me.

Why can’t Pig write three sentences without becoming ink-stained?

Does that include rat?

Pig and Rat make a surprise April Fool’s Day appearance in ‘The Wizard of Id’.

Say “pretty please” the next time you ask for anything from the universe, Pig.

Life as pig is no pignic.

But we love you, Pig. You’re so yummy.

???

Does he think he’s the first one to ask???

Is Pigita good or bad for him?

You could ask your creator more directly.

C’est la vie Pig ! … Croc Power !

“I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?” ~ Bill Watterson, Cartoonist, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’

April’s fool! Pastis is trying to make you believe that this comic is good for you. :D

Moronic or not, opposites attract…

Hates all of us.

Does that include kale?

The Universe is Perverse

Just start liking the things you don’t,and hate the things you like,“fur” instance…Rat…start liking Rat…yeah,dat’s the ticket!

Where’s the Wizard of Id crossover?

Poor PIG! Always a delema….

Riggs had a good response: “Hate him back, works for me”.

In a perfect universe, broccoli would taste like cheese.

Well….you love sleeping, don’t you?

Friggin’ Universe.

You don’t know that the universe hates you, Pig. Maybe it hasn’t tried you yet.

I’m bummed where’s the April Fools joke?

The point of life is to LEARN to love what is good and hate what is evil, no matter the perverse will we are born with.

Like nature, the universe neither loves nor hates; it’s merely indifferent.

Jack LaLanne used to say, “if it tastes good, spit it out.”

That age old saying “Everything I like in life is either illegal, immoral or, fattening” always rings true.

Now, I challenge you, dear readers, to find something that doesn’t fall into any of those categories.

This is why we have donuts. Both food groups wheat, and sugar.

Meanwhile, the Universe just sits back, laughing its a$$ off at poor ink-stained Pig….

Sleep is good for you. Sleep is delicious.