I was right. Ox was next. (By the looks of Ox’s observation, it really sounds like Luann’s date is going sour thanks to her friends’ eavesdropping… expect Jack.)
Ok, I thought Tiff was going to flirt and distract Jack. She flirted, and it’s the long way around, but now she’s distracting him…I don’t think he heard Ox and he definitely didn’t see the napkin.
Based on panel 1, the Fuse staff think hilarity is ensuing.
Okay, so TJ did not fire Tiffany…yet. He’s laughing with her. He flips and flops. Anyway, it seems Tiffany is into Doug but Luann, not so much considering she just dropped the napkin. Too bad Jack isn’t paying attention.
Looks like all the reconnaissance and rescue vehicles are sitting in the middle of the desert with flat tires leaving Luann on her own, even after signalling. Reminds me of the ill – fated 8 helicopter mission to Iran in 1980 to rescue hostages – several “haboobs” (not the boobs sitting around the table here, but shifting air pressure that sometimes forced especially fine desert sand straight up thousands of feet, where it hung like a vertical cloud for hours that could and did pose a problem for aircraft). Simple fine sand ended that mission.
“Squats!” That is FUNNY, Tiffany! You are a regular RIOT!
But Hey, have you heard THIS One?
Okay. “A Goofy Unshaven Jock, A Gentle Giant, A Known Con-Artist, A Helmet Headed Blonde And A Phychotic COFFEE Drinker, Walk into a restaurant, See? And the Blonde picks up a flutophone and………,”
Ah. so Tiff is up to her old tricks again…. (i.e. being a foil to Luann by distracting Jack)… Only this time, she may not know it or be doing it willingly. I hope somebody gets the “sign” right and comes to rescue her…. Hopefully Ox, without his knowing it!
What started out as a humorous situation of deliberate or accidental screw ups by friends has devolved into tedious and stale repetition. If Greg meant for this to be a tension building exercise for the eventual confrontation of Luann and “pals,” it’s not working well.
The only regular employees missing are Pru and Les. Can they be too far afield?
I’d love to hear the question where the response is “only when I do squats”. I mean, I came up with a couple, but I highly doubt they’re what Greg had in mind.
Don’t they all have work to do? Dang! They are distracting Jack from doing his sworn job to help Luann. Ugh. I am so bugged by this… ;p And yet, it makes for good writing and suspense. Love this strip! :)
I suppose Luann could just tell her date “I’m sorry, but’s this is just not working out, but good luck with the ol’ dating app thing.” and then go hang with her friends who are 10 feet away.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
I was right. Ox was next. (By the looks of Ox’s observation, it really sounds like Luann’s date is going sour thanks to her friends’ eavesdropping… expect Jack.)
DaJellyBelly over 5 years ago
The dropped napkin is the signal for HELP!!
31768 over 5 years ago
SJhapamama over 5 years ago
Maybe Ox will make a more intelligent observation while replacing Luann’s dropped napkin!
howtheduck over 5 years ago
“Help me now!” signals Luann. Of course, is the problem Doug or is the problem the loud and obnoxious Fuse employees?
Airman over 5 years ago
It may only be her hair, but the female brings brightness to an otherwise darkly colored and dull setting.
Joe1962 over 5 years ago
Luann you don’t need friends like these.
Need coffee over 5 years ago
Ok, I thought Tiff was going to flirt and distract Jack. She flirted, and it’s the long way around, but now she’s distracting him…I don’t think he heard Ox and he definitely didn’t see the napkin.
Based on panel 1, the Fuse staff think hilarity is ensuing.
capricorn9th over 5 years ago
Okay, so TJ did not fire Tiffany…yet. He’s laughing with her. He flips and flops. Anyway, it seems Tiffany is into Doug but Luann, not so much considering she just dropped the napkin. Too bad Jack isn’t paying attention.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh no … Luann wants help but Jack is distracted by the crowd!!!! This can be the beginning of a tragedy!
Brdshtt Premium Member over 5 years ago
Looks like all the reconnaissance and rescue vehicles are sitting in the middle of the desert with flat tires leaving Luann on her own, even after signalling. Reminds me of the ill – fated 8 helicopter mission to Iran in 1980 to rescue hostages – several “haboobs” (not the boobs sitting around the table here, but shifting air pressure that sometimes forced especially fine desert sand straight up thousands of feet, where it hung like a vertical cloud for hours that could and did pose a problem for aircraft). Simple fine sand ended that mission.
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Simple minds are failing this mission.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
ROFL!!!
“Squats!” That is FUNNY, Tiffany! You are a regular RIOT!
But Hey, have you heard THIS One?
Okay. “A Goofy Unshaven Jock, A Gentle Giant, A Known Con-Artist, A Helmet Headed Blonde And A Phychotic COFFEE Drinker, Walk into a restaurant, See? And the Blonde picks up a flutophone and………,”
Brdshtt Premium Member over 5 years ago
Thanks all for the b’day wishes yesterday!
Barry1941 over 5 years ago
Not only that but appears they are laughing at her.
TORAD_07 over 5 years ago
Ah. so Tiff is up to her old tricks again…. (i.e. being a foil to Luann by distracting Jack)… Only this time, she may not know it or be doing it willingly. I hope somebody gets the “sign” right and comes to rescue her…. Hopefully Ox, without his knowing it!
RSH over 5 years ago
didn’t ox once save rosa from les at Pitt high? I’m thinking it will be ox that helps Luann here.
Pedey1 over 5 years ago
What’s up with the K2 on Ox’s vest?
Tyge over 5 years ago
OK! I’ll say it! What happens when Luann does squats!?!?!?
GaryCooper over 5 years ago
With friends like these …
Tyge over 5 years ago
What started out as a humorous situation of deliberate or accidental screw ups by friends has devolved into tedious and stale repetition. If Greg meant for this to be a tension building exercise for the eventual confrontation of Luann and “pals,” it’s not working well.
The only regular employees missing are Pru and Les. Can they be too far afield?
rrsltx over 5 years ago
It appears the lummox missed her signal. This can’t bode well.
Code the Enforcer over 5 years ago
Oh, a message HAS been dropped, all right!! … And missed by Jack!
dknutson01 over 5 years ago
Luann’s signaling “help me now”, and they’re all believing Tiffany’s lies. She’s going to be so mad at Jack.
jvn over 5 years ago
I’d love to hear the question where the response is “only when I do squats”. I mean, I came up with a couple, but I highly doubt they’re what Greg had in mind.
Camiyami Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t they all have work to do? Dang! They are distracting Jack from doing his sworn job to help Luann. Ugh. I am so bugged by this… ;p And yet, it makes for good writing and suspense. Love this strip! :)
CynthiaLeigh over 5 years ago
Can’t Luann just excuse herself to go to the restroom?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
Poor Luann. Better to explain to the date even if he be psycho.
JD'Huntsville'AL over 5 years ago
Reminder: “Drop napkin: help me NOW”
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Jack is too distracted to notice that Luann’s date just set her hair on fire!
fgerbil46 over 5 years ago
Poor Luann. Looks like her plan really went south.
SeaSnork over 5 years ago
Maybe the napkin drop was asking them to get Tiffany out of there.
Schrodinger's Dog over 5 years ago
tomorrow: disaster or ?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Oops, the sign to get me out of this.
MyWord over 5 years ago
Ox looks more intimidating than Jack, which is really saying something. If they BOTH show up at her table, look out Doug!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Too busy telling “Luann” stories to care what might (or might not) be happening to Luann.
’Nuf said….
Guy Incognito over 5 years ago
I suppose Luann could just tell her date “I’m sorry, but’s this is just not working out, but good luck with the ol’ dating app thing.” and then go hang with her friends who are 10 feet away.
Airman over 5 years ago
Tiff has the attention of three guys. She won’t let go of that if she can help it.
Diane913 over 5 years ago
can’t any of them of a date in peace ? I’d go to the next town over….!
Endunamoo over 5 years ago
ugh..
Rose686 about 1 year ago
Jack…