Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 17, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be: I didn’t amount to anything.

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Pig, don’t sell yourself short.

    You’ll still amount to a sizeable amount of bacon.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    Pig, you make us laugh, day after day.

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    “would amount to very little”?

    Pig must have been thinner back in the days.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    You’re proving them wrong by being more of a failure?

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Nowhere to go but up.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Good going, Pig. That should upset their calculattions!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Pig the new Debbie Downer ! ……. Croc Power !

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    ekw555  over 5 years ago

    that will teach them to underestimate your worthlessness*!

    *by their system of values & measures, Pig, not mine.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    NA NA NA NA NA! …… I know you are but what am I….?

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    tntpayne  over 5 years ago

    No self esteem. :(

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    You amount a lot to a hungry person, Pig.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    He got his degree from Trump U personally handed to him by Betsy DeVos.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Failure isn’t easy.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ok Pastis! I love a play on words. It’s time for one of those!

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    Nobody_Important  over 5 years ago

    Pig you are an encouragement and a joy simply because you are you – not sure I can say this about most people these days.

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    James Noury Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I didn’t amount to anything either!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 5 years ago

    Pig is good at being a big ham.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    This is winning over your face by cutting off your nose.

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    Atrix  over 5 years ago

    either way he’s a failure, this way he’s a failure who proved people wrong :)

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    “That’s what you get when you get older / You’re bacon, butt and picnic shoulder / All my sons and all my daughters / Are hocks and hams and tails and trotters.”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    That’s just pathetic, Pig.

    Sorry, no sympathy for you today.

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    Vetsworldwide3327  over 5 years ago

    OK?

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    Pango Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This technically is true

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