Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2019

Delete the Twitter app, you’ll be better off.

The world told a fibsy wibsy. Twitter told a whopper — lots and lots of whoppers.

How is the world there when Pig is in the world

Oh, what a cruel world in which we live.

You wonder how people make it to the comics section of the papers this runs in.

Sorry, Pig. Sooner or later you will have to leave the bed and face the real world. And believe me, it’s not peachy.

How is the world treating you Pig. I’m ready to jump ship!

Pig experienced the dark-side of the world first hand.

Thanks for the effort. Some parts are good…..

Last year, in one of his rants, Lewis Black told how, when he gets up in the morning, the first thing he always does is turn on his smartphone and ask Siri for the news. Black said that lately she’s replied, “Are you sitting down?”

A far more pertinent question – why does the doorknob keep changing from one side of the door to the other?

What is Fibsy wibsy?

It’s a mean old world.

“It’s a small world after all.”

Pig think like a U S Marine ……….Oorah ! ………..Croc Power !

I think the world is peachy; but then I don’t have twitter, or even a cell phone. I’m happy getting the news from you folks. HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY, all you moms.

Make the World Go Away!

Stay off of Twitter

Poor PIG! maybe PIGGITA can soothe his fears…..

Don’t mind him, he’s just a ball of confusion – at least that’s what the world is today.

Actually all crime rates have gone down in the last few decades. It’s just that reporting any bad news has become instantaneous so it seems like there is more.

Each generation thinks the world is the worst it can get.

Pig should’ve went to the gocomics site.

Birding helps.

Wait’ll Pig checks Facebook. cringe

Oh ,please

Stop the world I want to get off.

Wasn’t there a song, “Make the World Go Away”?

I knew a guy who fell for that: “Who is it? The world…” It was really a land-shark.

Fib…love hearing that word, once I left S.NJ, I rarely heard it again!

If we could all learn to toss all the crap that’s causing the problems it could be a really peachy place. As it is, the World is really magical anyway from the right perspective.

“Livin’ in a world so cold…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhOQb-hrgpk

How I feel every morning.

Congratulations Twitter. Never in the course of human history have so few spread so much bullshit in so short a time.

Twitter is the perpetual party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything

Ironically, another shooting today. Nothing major, though, just some rapper doing what rappers do best.

Gaia don’t do “fibsies”! Gaia is all about tough love and letting you clean up your own messes… or die trying.

Make the world go away…..

Make the world go away…

IMO, it’s more like Twitter told a BIG fibsy-wibsy; but who cares. The World is the World. Deal with it. Or stay in bed forever. Whichever works for you….

Love Pig’s face in the second to last panel O:

The world is a big round liar!

Rule one of living never check Twitter!Number two IDK