Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 17, 2019

Don’t freeze things now! You’ll kill the tree buds!!

“But I never studied rhetorical in Wizard school!”

There you go, Blanch, blaming poor Wiz when he’s aiming to please!

Be careful what you wish for….(((((Z. A. P. )))))))

Did Wiz just create a star to wish upon, or simply punch a hole in the space time continuum. Either way, someone about about 6000 miles away is in for a loooong day.

And so, that’s how the white walkers were born, folks.

The Wiz’s wand has staying power. hehehe

Interesting referencing God when her husband can control nature…

Now it will be sunset forever, It’s going to get cold around here.

Be careful what you wish for….

Time stand still

I’m not looking back

But I want to look around me now

Time stands still

See more of the people

And the places that surround me now

Time stands still

Freeze this moment

A little bit longer

Make each sensation

A little bit stronger

Experience slips away

Experience slips away

Time stands still

“Rhetorical, eh?” – Homer Simpson

If the Wizard can halt the Earth’s rotation (and stop everything on the surface, including the atmosphere. from suddenly experiencing a 1,000 MPH inertial velocity), he’s a lot more powerful than people give him credit for.

You want him to take that what he give you away from you, Wizard?

A rhetorical statement is actually a rhetorical question that plays the role of a statement in that it is not meant to be answered. A rhetorical question is a figure of speech — a tool used in writing to emphasize a point or to present a challenge. An effective rhetorical question will serve as a call to action. A statement does not require an answer, a question does, hence, rhetorical is used improperly here. My 2 cents

A sunset, life’s way of saying congratulations you survived the day, here’s something pretty.