Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 26, 2019

You need props like dishes or frisbees to make UFO memories

Harder to fake digital photography.

https://xkcd.com/1235/

A&J gets a pass because it’s a Good Comic.

not with photoshop

On the other hand, digital photography allows street magicians to proliferate on the ’net.

you have to be looking up at the sky to find ufo’s not looking down at your phone

People need to go back to drawing UFOs, so we can see the details.

Ah, therein lies the rub

‘Paranormal – Caught on Camera’ is an amusing show.

Of course we don’t see them. UFO’s have been in the digital age for millennia and their Digital Recording Cloaking Shields are just now effective. (Conspiracy theorists know that aliens gave use digital media recording ability just so this would happen. What? You think we’re smart enough to come up with it. HA! That’s like thinking the Egyptians built the pyramids on their own.)

Looking at your and your childhood, Arlo!

Sometimes Mr. Johnson you pose questions that are so vary “logically” revealing…err Arlo pose’s deep and revealing questions….

There are still plenty of sightings, pictures, and videos. And, as in the past, most can eventually be identified as hoax, object burning up in the atmosphere, “swamp gas”, satellite, etc. And, also as in the past, some still defy explanation. Three very interesting shows are “NASA’s Unexplained Files”, “Strange Evidence”, and “What on Earth”.

Joan Rivers pondered why UFOs never land at Harvard or Yale, but always around rural drunken inbreds.

They’ve disappeared along with the canals on Mars.

Maybe the UFOs are still there. We’re just too busy starting at glowing rectangles. Smartphones are how the aliens hide among us. It’s a plot.

The tour bus doesn’t stop in this quadrant any more.

Oh they’re there alright, but unless they’re flying behind you or next to the plates on the restaurant tables they won’t be captured in the pictures.

an excellent question. Well UFO true believers, with cameras everywhere, where are the pictures?

There’s excellent, high quality photographic equipment everywhere nowadays. It abounds. So when a potentially human race changing event such as an encounter with extraterrestrials occurs, everyone grabs the most low resolution, out of focus, shaky device available. Hmmm.

Those UFO photos were mostly street lights, you know.

A very good question.

I suspect the UFO’rs are now Flat-Earthers