Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2019

You forgot cheese eating, Pig.

Pig survivor! Last pig standing isn’t bacon (this time).

It’s an honest answer.

Pig, I’m sure it will help you, you will accept yourself as you are.

Stayng with the “last ones” , the poors , people with disabilities and so on could be reason of self-esteem .

Well Pig, you are a “Nice Guy” after all.

Finishing last makes everybody else feel better, so write down that you’re the best moral booster.

You’re honest with yourself, Pig. That is a very rare quality.

You may be better at satisfying the hungry, Pig.

That just makes you sound like a failure

But you finished, Pig. That’s what matters.

Remember, Pig! “He who laughs last, laughs last!”

Two words: makin’ bacon.

PIG is a late bloomer….his day will come…

Well Pig if you are talking “Sex” finishing last is a good thing ! …….. Croc Power !

“Drinking beer and eating pizza,” Wagner the pig.

…Yer self is steam, Pig!!!!!!!!!:-)

“Eating cheese”

Yes! My goal often is not to be last.

Great. An exercise in self-delusion.

I’m a runner. Runners even have a term for it: DFL … dead (the word David Ortiz used when talking about “our city” after the Marathon bombings) last … and I am usually the DFLer in any race I run. Most runners still high-five me when I cross the finish line anyway, and remind me that I still beat everyone who is still sitting on the couch.

Which make’s Pig a nice guy according to Leo Durocher.

Well, now I’m depressed.

I guess I fail this test.

I’m good at changing oxygen into carbon dioxide.

How bout’, “most stupid”? Oh, wait… That belongs to the crocs… LOL!

In the porn industry, it’s considered an asset.

And puns?

Clearly, Goat’s system has a flaw!

Call Pig Charmin.Always bringing up the rear ;)

General Pickett finished last at West Point.

I just like his play on words strips! But poor pig….he just won something, at least!

Sometimes I can’t help but like Pig. So honest. So straight-ahead. So dumb. And yet once again he baffles the smarty, Goat….

Is that why Pigita’s still his girlfriend?