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Panel #1: Itâs about time Locher developed a sense of humor
Panel #2: Yesterday Morbidâs right hand was empty. Today heâs holding a chain. Shouldnât Thick have told him to stop playing with it? Or does Thick expect Morrie to chain himself up? Even better, will Thick eventually decide itâs safe to holster his pistol and approache Moe, because after all Thick has a gun and Mordred doesnât?
Panel #3: Back to the inane chatter and panel repeats.
So Thick is back to scolding Mordred? Locher must have thought up some new insults. âYou double park! Your chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost overnight! You didnât listen to me when I said to vote against William Jennings Bryan!â
The story drags on. This had to happen, Locher couldnât kill off a character this week because he still has to fill out a month before retirement. So, four more weeks of threatening each other and noticing that the storm is getting worse and so on.
Hmmmâ supposing that AWACS plane does find Tracyâs wrist geenie, how do they let the Napperville police know about it?? All communications down and so on. Rescue seems difficult at best now too, judging by the waves I doubt you could fly a helicopter safely and it looks like a small boat might be impossible too. Tracy and Mordred appear to be stuck until the storm lets up a bit.
The plot simmers and seems to thicken
âCause Mordy just tried to choke the chicken
We now return to what passes as the norm
The only action is coming from the storm
Tracy returns to a course proven ineffective
Spewing abuse and hurling invective
In this battle of wits, Tracy should be alarmed
Itâs a fight to the finish and heâs only half armed
The AWACS is in the air, it circles overhead
But it wonât avail Thick if heâs lying there dead
A deadly game of waiting is about to commence
He should shoot Mordred now, if he had any sense
But Tracy is a hero, so stalwart and true
Well, that was the Tracy that we all once knew
His present incarnation is lacking to be sure
He now is a craven and acts like a cur
But thereâs a new day dawning when this storm has past
We just wish it would get here, really, really fast.
Thank you all, for your more than kind comments yesterday.
Anyone know a good agent?
Hey Flight Suit! Thick DOES have the gun pointed at Mordred! Did you ever think that Thick might be on his knees? His left hand might be wipingâŚâŚIâll leave it there. I dunno.
Just shoot him in the face, chain him to a couple cinderblocks, drag him into the river, and be done with it. When asked what happened to him, say that he escaped during the confusion caused by the storm and was possibly picked up by âthe car that was following youâ. When and if he is found, say that he may have been killed by the driver of the car that was following youâalso, donât forget to throw your gun into the river. Launch a fruitless investigation and chalk it up as a loss when you find nothing. The End.
Wonder Warthgog, you could try Locherâs literary agent. If that guy can sell Locherâs stuff, getting you a contract should be a snap. You can contact Locherâs agent through the summoning spell on page 389 of the Necronomicon.
Why is Dick aiming at the ceiling instead of the killer?
If he were packing an M1911, my understanding is that thatâs how you fire the thing: the recoil is so fierce that you want the gun moving down when you pull the trigger. However, his weapon has morphed from something that was clearly an automatic to something that looks as if itâs having trouble deciding whether it is that or a revolver.
Locher spared us the âClose doesnât count except in horseshoesâ cliche appropriate to Morbidâs final remark in yesterdayâs strip, but then he has the Dickster make like a six-year-old and inflict âYou donât scare meâ on us. Sheesh.
Got it! Thick needs Mordrek to save his career. If Thick shoots him, he has to explain what happened. The truth will end his career, even in a place as corrupt as Naperville. So hereâs the plan:
Thick delivers his prisoner to the court, alive and well. Mordrek now describes, in boring yet honest detail, everything that happened. Thick yawns and says âWhat, you believe him? Of course he wants to make me look bad! Now hereâs what really happened ⌠storm ⌠detour ⌠thought I remembered an alternate route around that flooded intersection ⌠Mordred got loose and attacked me ⌠car went into the water ⌠escape, pursue, struggle, I won.â
This is no dumber than anything Locher has done so far.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠about 14 years ago
The storm rages onâŚ
FLIGHT SUIT about 14 years ago
Why is Dick aiming at the ceiling instead of the killer?
margueritem about 14 years ago
He wants to shoot a hole in the roof so that theyâll drown faster.
OldTracy about 14 years ago
So where are the handcuffs, Spacy? Mass killer, remember?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠about 14 years ago
A few days ago, the water was coming up the stairs⌠it should have flooded the floor by nowâŚ
thejensens about 14 years ago
Mordred says Tracy will have to be on his toes.
Does he have 6 toes besides the 6 fingers????
mrbribery about 14 years ago
Just the two of us Building castles in the skyâ Just the two of us, you and I.
Steve Bartholomew about 14 years ago
I wanna see Tracy on his toes, like in Swan Lake.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Panel #1: Itâs about time Locher developed a sense of humor
Panel #2: Yesterday Morbidâs right hand was empty. Today heâs holding a chain. Shouldnât Thick have told him to stop playing with it? Or does Thick expect Morrie to chain himself up? Even better, will Thick eventually decide itâs safe to holster his pistol and approache Moe, because after all Thick has a gun and Mordred doesnât?
Panel #3: Back to the inane chatter and panel repeats.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 14 years ago
I will simply note that a bullet through the kneecap does wonders to subdue a suspect, even if the pistol does seem to change size from day to day.
Is this Locherâs Blue Period?
JCFremont about 14 years ago
I realize Iâm not saying anything new and, in fact, am just stating the painfully obvious, but - Geez, this is stupid!
Just had to get that off my chest. Thank you. Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash, etc.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
So Thick is back to scolding Mordred? Locher must have thought up some new insults. âYou double park! Your chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost overnight! You didnât listen to me when I said to vote against William Jennings Bryan!â
mjmsprt40 about 14 years ago
The story drags on. This had to happen, Locher couldnât kill off a character this week because he still has to fill out a month before retirement. So, four more weeks of threatening each other and noticing that the storm is getting worse and so on.
Hmmmâ supposing that AWACS plane does find Tracyâs wrist geenie, how do they let the Napperville police know about it?? All communications down and so on. Rescue seems difficult at best now too, judging by the waves I doubt you could fly a helicopter safely and it looks like a small boat might be impossible too. Tracy and Mordred appear to be stuck until the storm lets up a bit.
riley05 about 14 years ago
Being a far-right whacko, Locher doesnât believe in using guns to settle grievancesâŚ
Oh, waitâŚ.
wndrwrthg about 14 years ago
The plot simmers and seems to thicken âCause Mordy just tried to choke the chicken We now return to what passes as the norm The only action is coming from the storm Tracy returns to a course proven ineffective Spewing abuse and hurling invective In this battle of wits, Tracy should be alarmed Itâs a fight to the finish and heâs only half armed The AWACS is in the air, it circles overhead But it wonât avail Thick if heâs lying there dead A deadly game of waiting is about to commence He should shoot Mordred now, if he had any sense But Tracy is a hero, so stalwart and true Well, that was the Tracy that we all once knew His present incarnation is lacking to be sure He now is a craven and acts like a cur But thereâs a new day dawning when this storm has past We just wish it would get here, really, really fast.
Thank you all, for your more than kind comments yesterday. Anyone know a good agent?
neonleon59 about 14 years ago
wndrwrthg said, ⌠Anyone know a good agent?
Does Agent Ennen count? :D
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
Hey Flight Suit! Thick DOES have the gun pointed at Mordred! Did you ever think that Thick might be on his knees? His left hand might be wipingâŚâŚIâll leave it there. I dunno.
Sardonis about 14 years ago
Just shoot him in the face, chain him to a couple cinderblocks, drag him into the river, and be done with it. When asked what happened to him, say that he escaped during the confusion caused by the storm and was possibly picked up by âthe car that was following youâ. When and if he is found, say that he may have been killed by the driver of the car that was following youâalso, donât forget to throw your gun into the river. Launch a fruitless investigation and chalk it up as a loss when you find nothing. The End.
steveyorkdesigns about 14 years ago
Hooray, weâre back to square one!
tsouthworth about 14 years ago
âChain, chain, chain, chain of foolsâ
BillThompson So this is the real âTuesdays with Morrieâ?
billdi Premium Member about 14 years ago
o these storm-tossed, star-crossed lovers do go onâŚ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UzBSxoXVRs&feature=related
thejensens about 14 years ago
They should call this story:
One Flew Over The Cuckooâs Nest!!!
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Wonder Warthgog, you could try Locherâs literary agent. If that guy can sell Locherâs stuff, getting you a contract should be a snap. You can contact Locherâs agent through the summoning spell on page 389 of the Necronomicon.
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
Just shoot the jackass and save the taxpayers. I donât make enough to pay taxes, but for those who do, Iâm sure theyâd be grateful.
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Yukoneric, Mordred doesnât have a gun.
Morrow Cummings about 14 years ago
BT, no comment hereâŚâŚ. (but the temptation is there!)
prrdh about 14 years ago
Flight Suit said, about 13 hours ago
Why is Dick aiming at the ceiling instead of the killer?
If he were packing an M1911, my understanding is that thatâs how you fire the thing: the recoil is so fierce that you want the gun moving down when you pull the trigger. However, his weapon has morphed from something that was clearly an automatic to something that looks as if itâs having trouble deciding whether it is that or a revolver.
Locher spared us the âClose doesnât count except in horseshoesâ cliche appropriate to Morbidâs final remark in yesterdayâs strip, but then he has the Dickster make like a six-year-old and inflict âYou donât scare meâ on us. Sheesh.
CretinCat about 14 years ago
why is dick adjusting his tie?
woodworker318 about 14 years ago
Why is he still letting Mordred hold the chain? Is he expecting him to put it back on?
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
If this were an old Western movie, would Thick be pulling on his boots just about now?
jpozenel about 14 years ago
You tell âem Dick!
countoftowergrove about 14 years ago
The prisoner has escaped his bonds and assaulted a police officer. Macy, what are you waiting for? You can shoot Mordant with impunity!
Bill Thompson about 14 years ago
Got it! Thick needs Mordrek to save his career. If Thick shoots him, he has to explain what happened. The truth will end his career, even in a place as corrupt as Naperville. So hereâs the plan:
Thick delivers his prisoner to the court, alive and well. Mordrek now describes, in boring yet honest detail, everything that happened. Thick yawns and says âWhat, you believe him? Of course he wants to make me look bad! Now hereâs what really happened ⌠storm ⌠detour ⌠thought I remembered an alternate route around that flooded intersection ⌠Mordred got loose and attacked me ⌠car went into the water ⌠escape, pursue, struggle, I won.â
This is no dumber than anything Locher has done so far.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 14 years ago
âThis is no dumber than anything Locher has done so far.â
Well, THAT ainât saying much. ;D