Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 24, 2019

On a related note, if you need to do a spoiler alert, give a lot of warning instead of putting it one word before the spoiler. Readers do not have very good braking systems.

If Phoebe were a faun or a satyr, she would be able to go to the trot-in theater, will she not?

“You wanna see the movie, you better be hot to trot.”

I’m planning to see live action Aladdin on Saturday, assuming I don’t have to work.

Well Phoebe knows how to walk on hands and feet so that’s a start, right?

Maybe a temporary spell?

Trot-in theater? Where do they hang the speakers? (You young’uns may not get this reference.)

I hear Diana Ross sings the song “Endless Trot” during the closing credits.

All you need is a couple of coconut shell halves.

What does Marigold mean by “Can you learn by next week”? After all, Phoebe already saw the movie.

Can’t Phoebe ride Marigold and let her do the trotting?

If they’re like the old drive-ins, it would be “Trot in; Gallup out”…

Just hope Marigold won’t “accidentally” drop a Detective Ryanchu to Phoebe for payback:-).

She’s too young to be “hot to trot”, but I bet she can “trot on over and get a cookie”.

Trot? Call it jogging and she can.

I ended up spoiling myself for a certain major movie recently b/c we didn’t have a chance to see it near opening weekend. I maybe understood the plot better as a result.

So walking, cantering, pacing, trotting and galloping aren’t permitted either?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_gait

How hard can it be? :D