That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 14, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    For a brief period, mandolin music became very popular in France in the 1870’s.

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    epaphus8  over 5 years ago

    The ram’s horn dildo just didn’t reach the right spot, so Mildred decided to “repurpose” that funny-looking guitar her aunt had given her for her birthday.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Her playing is terrible, but who cares.

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The first step exhausting step of making her wool cape was complete, but C.C. Rider needed a break – “And she’s buy-i-ing a stair-eh-eh-way-ay, to heavun…”

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    All her functions were sold out.

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    Whats that dribbling down her leg … she on her period?

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    Shake them baby.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My hands are down here, buster!

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    34 B. C. King, surely.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    Currently under review on Tumblr.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    The “QUEEN” of the BLUES ! (+ now we know why)

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    Jennay?

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    She changed her name to Booby King.

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    She was the breast guitarist in town.

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    Egrayjames  over 5 years ago

    I never realized that ‘Pregnancy Test Strips’ had gone through so many changes. It is nice to know they’re much smaller now.

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    HelenFerrieux  over 5 years ago

    Someone is trying to bowl a maiden over

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    rmremail  over 5 years ago

    A different take on singing in the shower

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    The bad news is she didn’t get the gig playing at the strip club. The good news is they offered her a different job dancing.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    Cute.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Playing “Tequila” makes her clothes fall off.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    It wasn’t how little she wore/ although that WAS hard to ignore/ what made her a star/was that pseudo-guitar/which no one had mastered before.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    If you like ukulele lady, ukulele lady like you.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Ram on, give your heart to somebody

    Soon, right away, right away

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair…and little else”

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    Calvins Brother  over 5 years ago

    Maybe she can give me some pointers.

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    The artist entitled the painting “La joueuse de mandore”, i.e. “Woman playing a mandore.” Tearing our eyes from the lovely lady, we ask—after a moment to catch our breath—what’s a mandore? The mandore is a kind of lute, predecessor of the mandolin. The instrument shown here is a very oddly shaped mandore; most were much more pear-shaped. As for the most indelicate and ungentlemanly question posed by odd90745, this detail shows tassels from her gown are what lie along her ever-so-shapely left calf. See https://www.pinterest.com/pin/315955730079986066/ for the detail.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The Mandore Player

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chartran_-_La_joueuse_de_mandore,_1879.jpg 

    (best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, along with a Description, somewhat correcting the title.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/chartran_theobald.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=12498 

    https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp06781/theobald-chartran-t 

    http://www.schillerandbodo.com/artists/chartran/artworks/view-of-south-street-seaport 

    https://www.oakauctions.com/lot-5540.aspx 

    http://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-836--chartran-theobald-.htm 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2201 (May 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    lagoulou  over 5 years ago

    She won’t look so serene if she steps on that ram’s horn!

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    Holden Awn  over 5 years ago

    Hazarding a guess at the age of the model, this artist would be arrested under today’s laws.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shreddin’ it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She discovered that everyone stopped making fun of her homemade mandore when she took off her top.

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    anomaly  over 5 years ago

    The inception of the Tahitian Grunge Movement.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Amazing, one young nude girl painting and you have over fifty comments.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Paula’s playing is so bad, she had to devise a method to attract a audience but those breasts won’t keep them too long, so she is thinking about total nudity.

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    rmremail  over 5 years ago

    I imagine she’s a wee bit nippy with no clothes on

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Purple haze up in my brain, make me feel like I’m insane

    Acting funny, don’t know why, scuse me while I kiss this guy…

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 5 years ago

    “If you want to be taken seriously, remember to keep your legs together.”

    But they neglected to tell her she needed to wear a top.

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    the1951hapster  over 5 years ago

    The ad called for musicians who could play Beethoven’s “Eroica” solo, but this poor waif’s manager could not read well, so he convinced his client that all she had to do was to perform “Erotica”. Another prodigy got the job, but Aliya was given a post on the staff of the producer, and performed nightly for a select clientele, developing into quite a sensational talent.

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    GoComicsGo!  over 5 years ago

    The fake agent strikes again.

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