The ram’s horn dildo just didn’t reach the right spot, so Mildred decided to “repurpose” that funny-looking guitar her aunt had given her for her birthday.
The first step exhausting step of making her wool cape was complete, but C.C. Rider needed a break – “And she’s buy-i-ing a stair-eh-eh-way-ay, to heavun…”
The artist entitled the painting “La joueuse de mandore”, i.e. “Woman playing a mandore.” Tearing our eyes from the lovely lady, we ask—after a moment to catch our breath—what’s a mandore? The mandore is a kind of lute, predecessor of the mandolin. The instrument shown here is a very oddly shaped mandore; most were much more pear-shaped. As for the most indelicate and ungentlemanly question posed by odd90745, this detail shows tassels from her gown are what lie along her ever-so-shapely left calf. See https://www.pinterest.com/pin/315955730079986066/ for the detail.
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, along with a Description, somewhat correcting the title.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2201 (May 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Paula’s playing is so bad, she had to devise a method to attract a audience but those breasts won’t keep them too long, so she is thinking about total nudity.
The ad called for musicians who could play Beethoven’s “Eroica” solo, but this poor waif’s manager could not read well, so he convinced his client that all she had to do was to perform “Erotica”. Another prodigy got the job, but Aliya was given a post on the staff of the producer, and performed nightly for a select clientele, developing into quite a sensational talent.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
For a brief period, mandolin music became very popular in France in the 1870’s.
epaphus8 over 5 years ago
The ram’s horn dildo just didn’t reach the right spot, so Mildred decided to “repurpose” that funny-looking guitar her aunt had given her for her birthday.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Her playing is terrible, but who cares.
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
The first step exhausting step of making her wool cape was complete, but C.C. Rider needed a break – “And she’s buy-i-ing a stair-eh-eh-way-ay, to heavun…”
juncarlo over 5 years ago
All her functions were sold out.
santa72404 over 5 years ago
Whats that dribbling down her leg … she on her period?
Jml58 over 5 years ago
Shake them baby.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
My hands are down here, buster!
orinoco womble over 5 years ago
34 B. C. King, surely.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 5 years ago
Currently under review on Tumblr.
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
The “QUEEN” of the BLUES ! (+ now we know why)
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
Jennay?
pcolli over 5 years ago
She changed her name to Booby King.
J Short over 5 years ago
She was the breast guitarist in town.
Egrayjames over 5 years ago
I never realized that ‘Pregnancy Test Strips’ had gone through so many changes. It is nice to know they’re much smaller now.
HelenFerrieux over 5 years ago
Someone is trying to bowl a maiden over
rmremail over 5 years ago
A different take on singing in the shower
bobpeters61 over 5 years ago
The bad news is she didn’t get the gig playing at the strip club. The good news is they offered her a different job dancing.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Cute.
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
Playing “Tequila” makes her clothes fall off.
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
It wasn’t how little she wore/ although that WAS hard to ignore/ what made her a star/was that pseudo-guitar/which no one had mastered before.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
If you like ukulele lady, ukulele lady like you.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Ram on, give your heart to somebody
Soon, right away, right away
Another Take over 5 years ago
“If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair…and little else”
Calvins Brother over 5 years ago
Maybe she can give me some pointers.
rugeirn over 5 years ago
The artist entitled the painting “La joueuse de mandore”, i.e. “Woman playing a mandore.” Tearing our eyes from the lovely lady, we ask—after a moment to catch our breath—what’s a mandore? The mandore is a kind of lute, predecessor of the mandolin. The instrument shown here is a very oddly shaped mandore; most were much more pear-shaped. As for the most indelicate and ungentlemanly question posed by odd90745, this detail shows tassels from her gown are what lie along her ever-so-shapely left calf. See https://www.pinterest.com/pin/315955730079986066/ for the detail.
mabrndt Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Mandore Player:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chartran_-_La_joueuse_de_mandore,_1879.jpg
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, along with a Description, somewhat correcting the title.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/chartran_theobald.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=12498
https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp06781/theobald-chartran-t
http://www.schillerandbodo.com/artists/chartran/artworks/view-of-south-street-seaport
https://www.oakauctions.com/lot-5540.aspx
http://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-836--chartran-theobald-.htm
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2201 (May 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
lagoulou over 5 years ago
She won’t look so serene if she steps on that ram’s horn!
Holden Awn over 5 years ago
Hazarding a guess at the age of the model, this artist would be arrested under today’s laws.
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
Shreddin’ it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
She discovered that everyone stopped making fun of her homemade mandore when she took off her top.
anomaly over 5 years ago
The inception of the Tahitian Grunge Movement.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
Amazing, one young nude girl painting and you have over fifty comments.
d1234dick Premium Member over 5 years ago
Paula’s playing is so bad, she had to devise a method to attract a audience but those breasts won’t keep them too long, so she is thinking about total nudity.
rmremail over 5 years ago
I imagine she’s a wee bit nippy with no clothes on
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Purple haze up in my brain, make me feel like I’m insane
Acting funny, don’t know why, scuse me while I kiss this guy…
Snoopy_Fan over 5 years ago
“If you want to be taken seriously, remember to keep your legs together.”
But they neglected to tell her she needed to wear a top.
the1951hapster over 5 years ago
The ad called for musicians who could play Beethoven’s “Eroica” solo, but this poor waif’s manager could not read well, so he convinced his client that all she had to do was to perform “Erotica”. Another prodigy got the job, but Aliya was given a post on the staff of the producer, and performed nightly for a select clientele, developing into quite a sensational talent.
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
The fake agent strikes again.