What a lot of people don’t realize is that the famous song from Pinocchio was never meant to be taken literally. It’s meant to be about holding onto hope, not waiting for stuff you want to come to you.
You remember in The Princess and the Frog when Tiana’s father said the star would only take her part of the way there? That’s what happened in Pinocchio. Geppetto wished for Pinocchio to be a real boy, and the Blue Fairy brought him to life…but he was still made of wood, and he didn’t become a real boy until the very end of the film when he sacrificed himself to earn his reward.
Well, whenever a sales person asks me what they can get for me, I always tell the $1 million. Hasn’t happened yet. The best they tell me is that it’s hard to get and is on backorder and that they’ve got dibs. Otherwise they’ll tell me the price is $1.5 million.
This 2005 Disney World commercial always reminded me of this particular strip; I always pictured the way Calvin says the classic line in the first panel being in the same manner Jiminy Cricket starts to say it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAzBiigEGk
Cliff Ukulele Ike Edwards sang that one. He was one of Walt’s vaudeville favorites. He was the voice of Jiminy Cricket, Doc, and a bunch of others. In his private life Edwards liked women, drinking, and gambling more than anything else. One of my role models. Really great pro uke player too.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
“Mr. Watterson, lawyers from Walt Disney on line one.”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 5 years ago
Maybe Hobbes got the millions instead.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Skoosh away I say.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 5 years ago
What a lot of people don’t realize is that the famous song from Pinocchio was never meant to be taken literally. It’s meant to be about holding onto hope, not waiting for stuff you want to come to you.
You remember in The Princess and the Frog when Tiana’s father said the star would only take her part of the way there? That’s what happened in Pinocchio. Geppetto wished for Pinocchio to be a real boy, and the Blue Fairy brought him to life…but he was still made of wood, and he didn’t become a real boy until the very end of the film when he sacrificed himself to earn his reward.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
What would you buy w/$1M, Calvin?
enigmamz about 5 years ago
This ties in well with “Off The Mark” today.
codycab about 5 years ago
That’s alot of weapons you’re planning to buy, huh Calvin?
Alexander the Good Enough about 5 years ago
Well, whenever a sales person asks me what they can get for me, I always tell the $1 million. Hasn’t happened yet. The best they tell me is that it’s hard to get and is on backorder and that they’ve got dibs. Otherwise they’ll tell me the price is $1.5 million.
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
If jiminycrcket were here hed probably wanto skoosh you too!!
serithinflight about 5 years ago
perhaps he did not get a star but a galaxy or a planet or some other celestial body instead. the only sure way to get a star is to wish on the sun
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Skoosh? That’s a new one on me!
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Skoosh me Calvin, that’s very rude!
Cloudchaser about 5 years ago
In the original story, Pinnochio squished that cricket
bluram about 5 years ago
I doubt if Calvin is big enough to skoosh anything.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
It is obvious that Calvin has no conscious.
Nebulous Premium Member about 5 years ago
Careful! You skoosh a bug and we get rain!!
(somebody around here’s going to get the reference.)
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
A million dollars today just doesn’t cut it like it did when this arc was penned.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
Probably done a long time ago, kid. When some other greedy little brat didn’t get what they wanted.
Bacon’s revenge about 5 years ago
DIE Jimmy Cricket
MichaelHelwig about 5 years ago
Calvin has all the makings of a republican: all greed and no respect for life.
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
Forget it, kid – we KNOW what YOU’D do with it…
BiggerNate91 about 5 years ago
Expecting instant gratification there, aren’t you Calvin?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Carpe ironiam (my apologies to Jeanette Jordan, Latin teacher): https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2019/07/05
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Calvin forgot to account for the tax on wish money.
DanWolfie about 5 years ago
This 2005 Disney World commercial always reminded me of this particular strip; I always pictured the way Calvin says the classic line in the first panel being in the same manner Jiminy Cricket starts to say it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAzBiigEGk
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
Not so fast, Calvin. You didn’t specify cash on hand. Maybe it’s in a bank account somewhere.
David Rickard Premium Member about 5 years ago
When you wish upon a star/Makes no difference who you are/Unless you’re Calvin/Then you’re screwed.
willie_mctell about 5 years ago
Cliff Ukulele Ike Edwards sang that one. He was one of Walt’s vaudeville favorites. He was the voice of Jiminy Cricket, Doc, and a bunch of others. In his private life Edwards liked women, drinking, and gambling more than anything else. One of my role models. Really great pro uke player too.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Jiminy Cricket helps those who help themselves!
rgcviper about 5 years ago
“To skoosh, or not to skoosh … that is the question!”
SHIVA about 5 years ago
The Poster Boy for Instant Gratification!!