The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 22, 2019

Oh, brother.

Sorry, kid. Mommy ate some onions.

Fresh-“squeezed”?

I’ve milked cows by hand, but we don’t call it “squeezing”.

Or maybe the kid thinks that just like you get orange juice by squeezing oranges, you must get milk by squeezing Milk Duds?

No, but its ORGANIC !

And locally sourced.

Juice is fresh squeezed, not milk.

Richie Rich, the early years.

I want it to be colorful as I toss it around the kitchen! (I had 2 kids)

If you’re a vegan kid, only soy milk for you.

I’m going to pass on that last question.

Not only is it fresh but it’s unpasteurized, unrefrigerated, and there are no GMOs.

Hey kiddo, isn’t it pasture nap time?

That kid is pampered in more ways than one.

I don’t want to see the whine list.

so that’s why there are so many bratty kids these days ….

1. More nutritious

2. No need to boil

3. Cats can’t steal it

4. Available whenever necessary

5. Comes in such attractive containers

Per Le Leche League: Breast is best.

Think mama’s mammaries not cows.

Yes, the milk is fresh, but you have to squeeze it yourself. Suck it up, kid.

The milk is from our own secret formula.

Of course it’s fresh, Scott squeezed them this morning.