Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2019

The puppies are rabid.

Hit pause, maybe you will get better news in 5 minutes.

oh, you’re really encouraging, Pig’s alarm clock

Third frame is the truth. Final frame is a lie.

Gonna have to remember that one.

If he was a Karate student, the 3rd panel might be correct. In the right light, a stream of water can produce a rainbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HYR4Lxyc7Y

Is Hoo-Haws the porcine version of Mountain Oysters?

I thought sunshine and lollipops went with rainbows.

Get up, Pig! There must be no hoo-haws left unkicked!

That’s a ballsy alarm clock if I ever saw one!

The puppies cost more money than you can afford, and the rainbow comes right after you’ve been drenched in a downpour!

The world loves you, Pig. The world wants To Serve You.

P.S : Yes, Pig. It’s a cook book.

As a wise man once said, do unto others before they do unto you, Pig.

Gimme the puppies. Keep the rainbows.

Sometimes we need a kick in the Hoo-Haws to reset the brain ;-) ………Croc Power !

Looks like the alarm clock likes to play the game “Two Truths and a Lie.”

Well, life often does give you puppies and rainbows just before the kick in the hoo-haws, just for the contrast.

And kittens. Don’t forget the kittens.

…..The family jewels, and on MASH, clusters….

Per Ned Beatty in “Deliverance”: the world awaits to make you squeal like a pig on a bad day……… Poor Ned, Voight and Burt reynolds should have played golf that weekend…..

Pig in a blanket. I’m getting hungry.

No unicorns?

Wake up and p**s, the world’s on fire!

Hoo-Haws and Willie Waws and something something in a row.

When does pig have stubble?

My alarm clock retired when I did. I think it’s grateful. At least it doesn’t get bashed as often.

Pig is just nuts ;)

Pig, hit the snooze. Go for a re-do.

Repeat until that clock gives you a good reason not to be a pig in a blanket.

And here, I thought she was a boy.

Pig has a hoo-haw? How could HE have a hoo-haw?

I’ll take 4 puppies and a rainbow, please.

How about the Oopah-Loopahs? LOL

Take heart, Pig. The hoo haws eventually get numb if you get enough kicks to them.

“Getting up” is highly overrated.

They shoot Talking Alarm Clocks, don’t they?

That’s why I get up everyday.

a.k.a. the Oompa Loompas, right?

(Can’t believe no one’s said this yet—on the main level of comments, anyway.)

IS A STRIP ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN NIHILISM ANYMORE?

thought it was the oompa loompas

I’m not entirely sure why everybody thinks that puppies are cute. To me, they’re abominations.