Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 02, 2019

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    You can run, but the politicians WILL erect speed bumps to slow you long enough to tax you AGAIN.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Because the scenery around us seem to be changing more quickly.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 5 years ago

    The farther you go the faster it gets.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Inflation is raising prices faster than ever before.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    I worry that it’s all downhill from here.

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    Sorry! We are going faster!

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    harrybrau  over 5 years ago

    “Farther” not further. Further is an adjective, as in “further stupidity.” The two are not interchangeable.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    On the contrary, I think life seems to slow down the older you get. When I was a kid, winter seemed to last forever, which wasn’t all that surprising, considering that, at age 5, 6 months of winter represents 10% of your total lifespan to date and probably 25-30% of your conscious memories.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Are they are trying to outrun the grim reaper…?

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    VernonClayson1  over 5 years ago

    Farther, not further…

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    I’m positive that weeks and days used to last a lot longer.

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    dwpbike  over 5 years ago

    i think it’s passed by me

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    William A Short Premium Member over 5 years ago

    FARTHER not further.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Not to worry, the end is in sight.

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    ElGato  over 5 years ago

    On the road to nowhere.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    And somewhere on that road, there is a cliff and you have no brakes.

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