Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 29, 2019

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    Ravenswing  over 5 years ago

    P1a: (Kylie takes three haymaker swings off of Gilpa’s noggin)

    P3: Of course she is.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, And then we’ll pack you and your friends off to the sweatshop.

    P2, Jaquan practicing for his future career as the Milford CC doorman.

    P3, And we’re investigating what happened to your children.

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    Bucky  over 5 years ago

    P1 Kylie looks a bit chunky, maybe three laps around the driving range would be better

    P3 Of course she is a lawyer with a name like" Hadley V. Baxendale"-it is also the name of a famous transgender case and locker room access

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    ksronlinemedia  over 5 years ago

    Kylie has epic cankles.

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    In all reality , I’m a lawyer in Chicago ,Gil, I root for the Cubbies, l know Mayor Lori Lighfoot and how about you Gil, how’s your wife and kids ? Are the kids in college , married, come on Gil inquiring minds want to know .

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    P3- Gil has that look of polite smile, feigned interest. He’s done his job of individual yute instruction. Kylie took her half dozen swings. Now off to the wading pool. If Kaz is MIA, where is Steve Boone?

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    jslabotnik  over 5 years ago

    Did Savador Dali do P2? The door Jaquan is holding appears to be about 3-4 ft wide, but Gil and Hadley v. look to be about 20 ft away from him

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    twainreader  over 5 years ago

    P-1: OMG!!! What is Gil looking at?!!!

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    twainreader  over 5 years ago

    P-2: JaQuan! Nice posture. What would Grandma say?

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    Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sounds like she’s about to break into the Blues.

    “Well I’m a lawyer” bah dah dah bump!

    “And I live in Chicago” bah dah dah bump!

    “But I can’t shake these Jaquan playoff blues!” bah dah dah bah dah dah BUMP!

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    P1: “…take three more good swings, Jaxon…”

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    gzitver  over 5 years ago

    Hadley V. Baxendale: The cartoon version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VPZ1WKBBro

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    cuttersjock  over 5 years ago

    P1: How is the kid supposed to swing an adult club? That 7 iron is as tall as her! Bring out the sawed-off clubs, Gil!

    P2: I worked at a very high end Club as a kid, and believe me the “help” never has access to the member dining area or grill rooms! Somehow, Gil can bring in whatever guest also. Board members Doc Gattuso and Wildcat Maris will cut his legs out from him!

    P3: Gil has his downblouse leer again

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    Surprised nobody made the obligatory comment about Gil showing her that she should grip the end with the rubber tip. And speaking of tips, a not so secret tip is that today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp is available for your viewing pleasure.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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