The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 24, 2019

It’s fun for a girl, OR a boy!

It’s been many years, but as I recall, the cure was that after a few days it would get tangled up, bent, and unusable.

What kind of 12 Step Program helps you hit bottom?

Which one of em made a cameo in Ace Ventura : When Nature Calls?

Don’t try and SLINK-OFF, we’re watching you !

Alone or in pairs?

Way to put a spring in his steps.

He’ll be making it every step of the way.

What kind of sound is he supposed to make?

The first step is the hardest!

And will end in the very last step.

It’s Log! It’s Log!

It’s big! It’s heavy! It’s wood!

Call Gerald McBoingBoing! Who remembers him?!

Some bring joy when they are pushed downstairs.

I know some people who are like Slinkys: Not good for anything, but entertaining when you push them down the stairs……..

I find the sound they make is one of the best features.

My brother is always chasing after slinky-looking women.

Hope springs eternal.

Good 1

And the recoil, er the rebounds are hell.

Eventually you hit a wall.

That’s a 100-mile stretch.

You’re too tightly wound.

Part of his problem is his enabling job. He’s a bouncer.

OK, but did you ever use one to demonstrate a standing-wave? Late 50’s auto radio reverberarators had a small version inside, and, yes my pals and I delighted in the sound it made when we hit it.

This is enough to lead a person to drink!

Pastis- Hilburn is coming for your Pun Crown!

But — why would it even be a problem to make the slinkity sound? They all make the slinkity sound!

That will return the spring to his step.