Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 17, 2019

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 5 years ago

    Hi. Here’s the link:

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/sex-toys/

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    oops

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    I thought that sex comes with its own toys.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Lady, you’re talking to your programmable sex toy!

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    GoComicsGo!  over 5 years ago

    She’ll put them in her collection and say nothing about it.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    The only toys that are not meant for kids!

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    Let’s just say that Mom’s weekly Book Club was never the same again!

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    WoodstockJack  over 5 years ago

    “And what’s that buzzing sound coming from your mother’s room?”

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    bmckee  over 5 years ago

    “More to the point, where did she get THESE marvelous toys?”

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    This stuff looks pretty old. How long has your mom had this whip and these handcuffs?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LOL, thanks, John!

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Well, at least Mom will come back in a better mood than when she left.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    The closest my mother ever got to a sex toy having one of us kids explain one to her.

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    JanBic Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Good time for Mom tonight.

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    viking-riverrat  over 5 years ago

    One way to make your Mother-in-law like you!

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    moderateisntleft  over 5 years ago

    “Never mind, your Mom’s toys are better!” (Husband: “I know, I’ve always enjoyed them.”)

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    “I don’t know for sure, but dad just called and he can’t get mom out of the bedroom”…

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 5 years ago

    Some things are just hard to give back.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    I keep calling Mom, but she won’t answer the phone.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    And to think that she expected her son to just give her a Mother’s Day card!

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Double check to see if she has your bag. Just give her a buzz.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Chortle!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    It’s the nicest baggage mishap Mother has ever had. Thank you, Virgin Airlines!

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    MartinPerry1  over 5 years ago

    You’ve all heard about those sex robots people are marketing to men. I think they are targeting the wrong sex. All the mechanical stuff I hear about are targeted to women. They should be their target market.

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    skeeterhawk  over 5 years ago

    Is John’s post a coincidence? Here’s a headline from yesterday:Sex Toys to be Sanctioned:Following allegations of sexism and gender bias, the Consumer Technology Association said Tuesday it would officially sanction sex tech companies, allowing them to show their products at next year’s Consumer Electronics Show.

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh God I’m dying!

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    No need to worry. I’m sure you can buy them back when they are put on Ebay.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Run nonelectrical ones through the dishwasher first. Normal, air dry.

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    Celarius Premium Member over 5 years ago

    and the Senior Center was a buzzing

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    enchantedtk  over 5 years ago

    Don’t you hate when that happens?

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