I have so many crowns now I’m beginning to feel like royalty. The senior version of Little Princess? Maybe I should get a custom made T-shirt announcing my status!
Which is why my dentures (when not in use) are in another room from the bedroom. But since they’re “false teeth,” I expect a the leaving from any Tooth Fairy would be counterfeit.
If the tooth fairy did visit old people who wear dentures, they’d make out like bandits until she realized they’re taking the same teeth out every night…
Martin I about 5 years ago
The tooth fairy took my father-in-law’s teeth one time. He was really ticked. The whole set cost him $400 but she only gave him $1.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
riddle: what can you get twice free of charge, but have to pay if lost again? teeth
assrdood about 5 years ago
or the gingivitis genie.
Algolei I about 5 years ago
My mother got the Denture Technician, but she had to visit him.
ellisaana Premium Member about 5 years ago
When the tooth fairy visits adults, they have to pay.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
She puts awards under grandma’s pillow.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 5 years ago
When the Tooth Fairy visits old people she has to be careful not to drown in the glass.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Yeah, and it does not leave any money, Kid!
Breadboard about 5 years ago
The joys of youth … knowing another tooth will take the lost tooth’s place !
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Or the fake teeth in a jar….
jagedlo about 5 years ago
or the Polident Phantom!
Thechildinme about 5 years ago
I have so many crowns now I’m beginning to feel like royalty. The senior version of Little Princess? Maybe I should get a custom made T-shirt announcing my status!
donwalter about 5 years ago
or the denture devil…
bobbyray526 about 5 years ago
Or a Denture Tablet
Bookworm about 5 years ago
Which is why my dentures (when not in use) are in another room from the bedroom. But since they’re “false teeth,” I expect a the leaving from any Tooth Fairy would be counterfeit.
Al Nala about 5 years ago
And let us forget The Creeping Crud…
Stocky One about 5 years ago
…and the Cavity Creep.
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
Is there a dentures fairy?
anomalous4 about 5 years ago
If the tooth fairy did visit old people who wear dentures, they’d make out like bandits until she realized they’re taking the same teeth out every night…
Space & Kitten about 5 years ago
I thought we had to Have Teeth for any of these things ! ?
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
If Earl was there he’d say, “Then how come my dentures keep disappearing?”.
iggyman about 5 years ago
How about the False teeth Falcon? Or the Denture Donkey?
gnome about 5 years ago
Don’t forget about Bridge Trolls :-D
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Mine’s the Hairless fairy. Also Jack Frosty who burns those marks into my skin.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Clean you teeth will handle that.