Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 07, 2019

Just when I thought a storyline couldn’t get any more stupid…

Ed’s been using a hell of a lot of Rogaine.

Check out his first appearances last month. I would try it myself if it worked that well.

I’ve seen pornos with better plot development than this. Where’s the hedgehog when you need him?

P1, And if all else fails, Coach Thorp has been known to make people disappear.

P2, I must say, I have never seen a lime green suit like Mr. Ballrd is wearing in the color version.

Ooo, Hadley gives the evil eye to the entire school board. Get that second place in The Valley trophy ready.

P4: Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.

This could actually get interesting – I mean, in a non car wreck sort of way – if Hadley breaks down right in the school board meeting (crying on Mr. Ballard’s shoulder?), confessing that it’s her family troubles that caused her to seek injustice instead of justice here.

In all reality , Ed replies I’m glad to be here with my little girl and away from her boyfriend who will make her pregnant and dump her when the baby comes failing to pay child support but that’s a story for another day. Say where’s the restroom

The comic strip equivalent of I’m watching you.

“…Dad emptied Al Capone’s safe, he buried Jimmy Hoffa, do I have to continue? He’s a made man! " He also has some tapes of Ballard and the zombie woman who is sitting in front of the flag.

Just to update everyone, who are now checking out this school bored meeting; Kylie shot -3 in the first round of the junior tournament.

HvB sez she’s leaving? Hopefully sooner rather than later

Doesn’t Marty Moon know any of this, or is he in Detox Village? I want Breaking News from Pirate TV.

No doubt Ed is the big time lawyer in Milford and has the school board quaking in their boots.

Now, I know my memory is short, but it seems to me that yesterday, they were high fiving about not going to the meeting as a strategy

P-2: Is that the town seal, or does he have an Art Deco Halo? Interior decorators need to know.

P1 – So she brings the minor to this residency hearing, or whatever the hell it is, and doesn’t bring the parents? Which seems kind of important?

P2 – Nothing like a super formal meeting for their informal not official meeting.

P3 – Hadley has the traditional evil glare closeup look that normally is used for the villains in this strip. So even the writers agree that Hadley is immoral here.

And speaking of immoral, it would be immoral for you to ignore today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Why is she so eager to help this kid game the system?

P 2.5: “….the KKK meeting isn’t until tomorrow…”

Now it’s on to Chicago, and let’s win there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euJ22UqLD5Y

Wouldn’t Jaquan be more intimidating than Mr. Ed?