Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 07, 2019

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    Lucy Rudy  over 5 years ago

    So go wash it off!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    I’m with Janis on this one — despite my laughter.

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    Free protein!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do you want Flies with your burger?

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    NursinGenius  over 5 years ago

    That is so me!

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    katzenbooks45  over 5 years ago

    Eeeewwwww!

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    Da'Dad  over 5 years ago

    Mars Venus moment

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    Army_Nurse  over 5 years ago

    “It was on a doily!” (apologies to Seinfeld)

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    And now there’s burger grease on me and the table.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 5 years ago

    More protein!

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Go ahead and scratch your back with it.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As I remember, according to the “Mom Spit Manual Of Clean & Dirty Stuff”, anything ‘Yucky’ instantly appears all over the utensil.

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    Bug spray might have been worse.

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    I keep one of those “tennis” racket sappers handy. Much more satisfying and more likely to score.

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    This akin akin to the 5 Second Rule for dropped stuff!

    From “Guy Rules For Clean & Dirty Stuff,” of course!

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    bobbyferrel  over 5 years ago

    Saw that gag on Flip Wilson once before most of you were born. Hilarious.

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    Cincoflex  over 5 years ago

    Janis’ eyes are hilarious!

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    DDrazen  over 5 years ago

    OK, let’s explain the concept of “multitasker” one more time ….

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    Homerville Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mr Practical !

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    She not much likin’ your way of thinkin’.

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    yipp_eeee  over 5 years ago

    Who says the burgers were bug free in the first place?

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    Uncle Bob  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t worry about the flies, we won’t weigh them…”. —-Firesign Theatre

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Do not use that for fly swatting. Sterilize that!!!

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    smurf764  over 5 years ago

    Where is CALLMEMEG? Sure she would have some amusing insight on this

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    Joliet Jake  over 5 years ago

    HAHAHAHA! Guy logic!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Perhaps a different utensil….

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ROFL! Just burn it off—cleaner than dish soap could get it anyway.

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