Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2019

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    As long as you have defective control units you will always have problems.

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    flagmichael  over 5 years ago

    I don’t think we want to try a full power-off reset.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

    It’s step two that causes the problems.

    I will point out that, with Mitch in charge, no-one will notice if Congress is off.
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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    As long as people aren’t willing to compromise and work with each other, this is what you get!

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    That’s a very PC statement. :D

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    ellisc  over 5 years ago

    What is the difference between government being in or out of session? The answer is NOTHING, which aught to tell you just how much we need government!

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    A very sound but largely ignored statement. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it In this case, even those who live it will repeat it. Sisyphus redux.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    It’s a scare tactic to get what they want….

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The fix is in!

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    Braveheart1951  over 5 years ago

    So the government was designed by Microsoft?

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    Dr_Zinj  over 5 years ago

    Now ain’t that pretty much the truth. On the other hand, when the government is shut down, it’s harder for them to mess things up.

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    You know what they say: Garbage in, garbage out!

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    tcayer  over 5 years ago

    When the government is shutdown, they tell all non-essential workers to stay home. Why don’t they do that ALL the time?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That is the trouble with making our government a popularity contest instead of a job interview.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    I never knew motherboard was spelled “M-U-T-H-A-F….”

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    That’s because most folks are concerned if we do a real hard reboot the whole system will be lost. But it can’t really be any worse than the stinking quagmire we’re currently stuck in.

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    Tootsie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Good one ! a classic by Parker and Hart.

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    ekke  over 5 years ago

    Because what you’re turning on is the same #^$#^& thing!

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    Dr_Fogg  over 5 years ago

    Truth

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    Yes.

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    Airbender  over 5 years ago

    You want to stop shutdowns? Restrict the President and Congress to the White House and the Capitol Building respectively and shut off all the Administration and Congress’s Twitter accounts.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot myself.”

    THAT kind of thinking.

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