If it doesn’t help your cold, so what? You won’t care ‘cause you’ll be dead.
“And also, I get a foreign vacation for prescribing this, but it will get rid of your cold.”
It is said that if it does not kill you it strengthens you.
Death as an acceptable side effect is your first indicator that it might be better to suffer a little instead!
Toenail fungus has never resulted in death BUT Lamacil has killed people due to liver failure and is only 38% effective ( Forbes article) sales in 2004 of 1.2 billion globally …still on the market..killing people annually
I’m sure medical side effects were worse 25 years ago, but since they must state them, it seems the illness is preferred over the cure.
The cure may be worse than the original condition. But hey, the Med Salesman gives great kick backs.
Fine I have got to get back to work to pay for my daughter’s ebola treatment.
That patient needs help with his silly lips!!!!!!!!! :)
No thanks, I’ll stick with chicken soup.
Nothing works like Jewish penicillin!
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TXD2 over 5 years ago
If it doesn’t help your cold, so what? You won’t care ‘cause you’ll be dead.
Gent over 5 years ago
“And also, I get a foreign vacation for prescribing this, but it will get rid of your cold.”
juncarlo over 5 years ago
It is said that if it does not kill you it strengthens you.
Space_cat over 5 years ago
Death as an acceptable side effect is your first indicator that it might be better to suffer a little instead!
D Ob-one B over 5 years ago
Toenail fungus has never resulted in death BUT Lamacil has killed people due to liver failure and is only 38% effective ( Forbes article) sales in 2004 of 1.2 billion globally …still on the market..killing people annually
joeatwork212 over 5 years ago
I’m sure medical side effects were worse 25 years ago, but since they must state them, it seems the illness is preferred over the cure.
COL Crash over 5 years ago
The cure may be worse than the original condition. But hey, the Med Salesman gives great kick backs.
robnvon over 5 years ago
Fine I have got to get back to work to pay for my daughter’s ebola treatment.
Impkins Premium Member over 5 years ago
That patient needs help with his silly lips!!!!!!!!! :)
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
No thanks, I’ll stick with chicken soup.
Jim Kerner over 5 years ago
Nothing works like Jewish penicillin!