Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 19, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    “It’s called eyewitness weather, Andy. I stick my head out the window and… witness the weather.”

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Could be worse. My mother swears it rains in her front yard and not the back all the time. Dementia sucks.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    You’re wise to ask first, Arlo.

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    Auntie Socialist  almost 5 years ago

    Man visits another man, noticed a knotted rope hanging just outside the window. “What’s that?” he says. “That’s my weather indicator.” the other man replies. “How does it work?” “When it swings back and forth, it’s windy. When it gets wet, it’s raining.”

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the old jokes about- Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    My husband swears by the weather from a certain weatherman.

    We have been having more rain than usual. Husband likes to go to the Lancaster, PA area on Fridays for a farmer’s market. We were not able to do so from January until May or June as it rained every Friday either here or there – and the local weatherpeople were even talking about same.

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    mafastore  almost 5 years ago

    Husband will also yell at the radio when the temperature they give is not the same as the one where we are – he will not understand that there is difference from NYC to where we are.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You want the truth, Janis? You can’t handle the truth!

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    ccomebacktour  almost 5 years ago

    Can you “GOOGLE” it ?

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    Vangoghdog01  almost 5 years ago

    “Who are you going to believe your phone or your lying eyes?” with apologies to Groucho Marx.

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hit refresh!

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    trainnut1956  almost 5 years ago

    Well, when my cats go out the front door and see it is raining, they often go out the back door to see if might not be raining there. Of course, they have brains the size of walnuts.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    Check you settings, Janis. Is location ON?

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Smart phones are notorious liars.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Where it’s raining has a certain area*. Virga will show or radar. etc I don’t follow any one source blindly.

    /I have a degree in meteorology. But I’m also old and retired.

    *except that one time where it rained everywhere according to one book

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    Actually happened to me recently. It was actually raining outside and absolutely no evidence on my radar apps.

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve actually had this conversation with people. Same thing with people who have to look at an App to see if they got any sleep the night before. Amazing!

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Janis, the app’s a sap…

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    Rcwhiting  almost 5 years ago

    Dont trust the Internet especially when personal experience differs.

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    kunddog  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of bob dylans Subterranean Homesick Blues, you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What does the “i” in “iPhone” stand for?

    iDiot.

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    Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There’s an app to fix that. There is always an app!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Weather has limits. Some where they end/begin. Once I got to see it rain on the other side of the street, not on our home. Nothing “weird” just happenstance.

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    jr1234  almost 5 years ago

    When weatherman has forcasted a storm…I get confirmation by looking at our patio to see if the ants have built more ant hills (means Rain IS coming) …works 75% of the time

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    Rokittman  almost 5 years ago

    Ah, what a career! 50% correct 50% of the time, pulling in six figures plus !!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Local weather guy was just commenting on that. Shower was so isolated you couldn’t see it on radar unless you zoomed way in. Part was hidden under the city name.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, thanks

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    nisedc  almost 5 years ago

    I have the same issue with my weather app and also with the weather on TV. sometimes it’s like, just stick your head out the window.

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