Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 30, 2019

Than why is the paddle “Upside down Omega”, wiggly line, “Delta, Delta.” ?

If this is a sample of what type of people are getting “Higher Education” these days. I fear for what Western Civilization is coming to these days.

Looks like the origins of “Weeaboo” (from Perry Bible Fellowship).

Ouch!

If you’re pledging Beta Alpha Phi, why does the paddle have two Deltas and an upside-down Omega?

This is very similar to my father’s initiation into Delta Upsilon fraternity at U of IL before being shipped off to WWII, except he was naked and blindfolded. Ah yes, the Greatest Generation.

“Thank you sir. May I please have another?” -Kevin Bacon from the 1978 film “Animal House.”

Why? Just why?

I pledged for tap-a-keg-of-beer

Never really understood why any organization who wanted members treated them so badly once they tried to join. It doesn’t keep out the bad eggs and does weed out good people.

I’ve heard of a couple unofficial frats, I Tappta Keg and I Felta Thi.

" Thank you sir !!! May I have another !!!!! ( Animal House ) lol

Ah yes the good ole BAPs, I remember them well! ;o]

Inane as it is, pretty much de rigueur from sandbox to Congress.

He may be up the creek, but at least he does have a paddle.

The symbols on the paddle are not ΒΑΦ

Would you actually WANT to be a member? If so, you deserve each other.

“I would never join any organization that would have me.” Grouch Marx

Beta Alpha Phi?? That’s not what’s on the paddle…!!!

Thank you sir may I have another.

Today’s forecast: Hazy.