Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 31, 2019

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Gee I thought that would fix that cowlick of his.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    guano?

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    Nachikethass  about 5 years ago

    What’s all that about? Why the bat shat?

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    RabbitHole  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the time, one of the marketing fellows pulled into the lot the same time I did. As we were walking to the building, he had a bald head (with a fringe around it) and a bird flew over and nailed the top of his head. I had to contain my laughter but did tell him it would be easy to clean off as he had no hair on top to worry about (which he didn’t appreciate either). That is a true story.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Is a robin going to get him next?

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s funnier if you have the sound on your comics page switched on. The tune he’s whistling in the first panel is “Show Me the Way to Go Home, I’m Tired and I Guano Go to Bed.”

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    All that guano from that tiny bat?

    ‘What shat that bat?’ is an unpublished Dr. Seuss book.

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    Little Caesar  about 5 years ago

    “Birdie birdie in the sky…… …..sure am glad that cows can’t fly!”

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    afraid to get bit and didn’t prepare himself for the bat’s other avenue of attack!

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    sixam  about 5 years ago

    I thought bats only fly at night.

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    A bat in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    “Let a smile be your umbrella” is a nice thought, but . . . .

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    Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well I don’t know where it come from

    But it sure do come

    I hope it not comin’ for me

    And I don’t know how they do it but they sure don’t it good

    I hope they not doin it on me

    They give me bat crap fever

    Bat crap fever

    Catch it and see!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 5 years ago

    That last panel reminds me of a poster I have in my classroom: “Sometimes you’re the pigeon, sometimes you’re the statue.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    guano have to take a shower now

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Lio has never looked more like a pumpkin.

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    TheWildSow  about 5 years ago

    Ow, that’s guano leave a mark!

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    TheWildSow  about 5 years ago

    Lio, that’s the rare Foo Bat — and it would be very bad luck to wash its “deposit” off!

    You know what they say. “If the Foo $#its, wear it!”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Um bats are not birds, so it won’t look the same.

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    That was one full bat. Apparently with access to other-dimension bats.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Please, no more feces “jokes.”

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    ⇧ because they’re so crappy…?

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Goodness! That little bat sure unloaded a lot to cover Lio’s head like that! Must have eaten some spoiled mosquitoes….

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