Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Will Facebook still be around by the time Rat dies?

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    sirbadger  about 5 years ago

    Rat — A tat tat

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    finkd  about 5 years ago

    There’s such a thing as GOOD self-promotion ???

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    On the reverse side:Next 2.5 Feet, No Dancin’ Allowed.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 5 years ago

    Blessed is he who blows his own horn, for verily, it SHALL be blown!

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    So you don’t want us to follow you on Twitter and Instagram? Okay.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Neither does bad self-promotion!

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Sorry Rat, the likes aren’t going to do any good. They don’t have the internet THERE.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I want my tombstone to read: See, I told you I was sick!

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    dwane.scoty1  about 5 years ago

    We are to be dust in the the wind, but Egomania is immortal!

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    Actually, Rat, when you die, I will agree to “Like” you. Please don’t wait.

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    What would Larry Croc do ? … Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Rat, good to see you revel in your shallowness. FB? Egad!

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    Rat one day before death – 0 likes

    Rat one day after death – 327,983,746 likes

    It would have been more but all of the activity broke Facebook.

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    MS72  about 5 years ago

    There’s only One book that’s good for all eternity.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I hope that tombstone has a USB port.

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    monya_43  about 5 years ago

    We always knew that Rat is a chiseler.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Poor RAT! He’s so delusional about social media….what’s news today is tomorrow’s article on the last page….how quickly we forget….

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Now that Rat lies restfully here, so can the rest of us!

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Sorry, but I couldn’t give a Rat’s a$$.

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    zenguyuno  about 5 years ago

    He has a wood chisel; that won’t work.

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    Ellis97  about 5 years ago

    Rat is a such a big-headed egoist.

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    Al Nala  about 5 years ago

    Rat’s a chiseler? Or course he is…

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    My tombstone includes my MySpace address.

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    I’ll only follow that request if it includes regular recently-updated photos. : )

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    chris_weaver  about 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/-pbmWeESVlw

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    ars731  about 5 years ago

    Whats scary is since Facebook never deletes an user profile even if you die. Rat might unto something.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Rat will have one those eternal “legacy” accounts on that social networking site, maintained by surviving acquaintances….

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    Nothing beside remains: round the decay

    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,

    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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    alantain  11 months ago

    Mine will be ‘If you can read this, get the hell off my face!’

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