Will Facebook still be around by the time Rat dies?
Rat — A tat tat
There’s such a thing as GOOD self-promotion ???
On the reverse side:Next 2.5 Feet, No Dancin’ Allowed.
Blessed is he who blows his own horn, for verily, it SHALL be blown!
So you don’t want us to follow you on Twitter and Instagram? Okay.
Neither does bad self-promotion!
Sorry Rat, the likes aren’t going to do any good. They don’t have the internet THERE.
I want my tombstone to read: See, I told you I was sick!
We are to be dust in the the wind, but Egomania is immortal!
Actually, Rat, when you die, I will agree to “Like” you. Please don’t wait.
What would Larry Croc do ? … Croc Power !
Rat, good to see you revel in your shallowness. FB? Egad!
Rat one day before death – 0 likes
Rat one day after death – 327,983,746 likes
It would have been more but all of the activity broke Facebook.
There’s only One book that’s good for all eternity.
I hope that tombstone has a USB port.
We always knew that Rat is a chiseler.
Poor RAT! He’s so delusional about social media….what’s news today is tomorrow’s article on the last page….how quickly we forget….
Now that Rat lies restfully here, so can the rest of us!
Sorry, but I couldn’t give a Rat’s a$$.
He has a wood chisel; that won’t work.
Rat is a such a big-headed egoist.
Rat’s a chiseler? Or course he is…
My tombstone includes my MySpace address.
I’ll only follow that request if it includes regular recently-updated photos. : )
https://youtu.be/-pbmWeESVlw
Whats scary is since Facebook never deletes an user profile even if you die. Rat might unto something.
Rat will have one those eternal “legacy” accounts on that social networking site, maintained by surviving acquaintances….
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Mine will be ‘If you can read this, get the hell off my face!’
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Will Facebook still be around by the time Rat dies?
sirbadger about 5 years ago
Rat — A tat tat
finkd about 5 years ago
There’s such a thing as GOOD self-promotion ???
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
On the reverse side:Next 2.5 Feet, No Dancin’ Allowed.
Alexander the Good Enough about 5 years ago
Blessed is he who blows his own horn, for verily, it SHALL be blown!
Gent about 5 years ago
So you don’t want us to follow you on Twitter and Instagram? Okay.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Neither does bad self-promotion!
Bilan about 5 years ago
Sorry Rat, the likes aren’t going to do any good. They don’t have the internet THERE.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago
I want my tombstone to read: See, I told you I was sick!
dwane.scoty1 about 5 years ago
We are to be dust in the the wind, but Egomania is immortal!
garcoa about 5 years ago
Actually, Rat, when you die, I will agree to “Like” you. Please don’t wait.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
What would Larry Croc do ? … Croc Power !
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Rat, good to see you revel in your shallowness. FB? Egad!
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Rat one day before death – 0 likes
Rat one day after death – 327,983,746 likes
It would have been more but all of the activity broke Facebook.
MS72 about 5 years ago
There’s only One book that’s good for all eternity.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
I hope that tombstone has a USB port.
monya_43 about 5 years ago
We always knew that Rat is a chiseler.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Poor RAT! He’s so delusional about social media….what’s news today is tomorrow’s article on the last page….how quickly we forget….
Reader about 5 years ago
Now that Rat lies restfully here, so can the rest of us!
Reader about 5 years ago
Sorry, but I couldn’t give a Rat’s a$$.
zenguyuno about 5 years ago
He has a wood chisel; that won’t work.
Ellis97 about 5 years ago
Rat is a such a big-headed egoist.
Al Nala about 5 years ago
Rat’s a chiseler? Or course he is…
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
My tombstone includes my MySpace address.
Snoots about 5 years ago
I’ll only follow that request if it includes regular recently-updated photos. : )
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/-pbmWeESVlw
ars731 about 5 years ago
Whats scary is since Facebook never deletes an user profile even if you die. Rat might unto something.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Rat will have one those eternal “legacy” accounts on that social networking site, maintained by surviving acquaintances….
Concretionist about 5 years ago
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
alantain 11 months ago
Mine will be ‘If you can read this, get the hell off my face!’