Don’t rush it, kid. If you learn to walk, they’ll next expect you learn to talk. Then they’ll send you to school where you’ll learn to sit down and shut up. Plus maths. By the time you’ve learnt that, you’ll be eighteen. Childhood gone, and no more fun ever. Just work while your body falls to pieces with you still in it.
Dangle from your dad’s hands while you still can, and try not to think about the fate that awaits you.
Off Topic, but I need advice from anyone who’s had this problem. One of my older cats (14), a siamese mix, has lost half her body weight in just a couple of months. Her bloodwork is normal, her xrays are so normal they look like anatomical drawings. She had one loose tooth and the vet got that yesterday. She drinks a tiny bit of water but just isn’t interested in eating more than a bite or two of dry food. She won’t even look at wet food. She’s longhaired and had some mats so the vet shaved her and now she looks like a wraith from a cat horror movie. One of the others actually jumped back and ran when she came out of the carrier. i’m afraid she’ll die by starving herself to death. Her behavior is normal otherwise. Any suggestions? The vet is hoping the tooth will make a difference but I doubt it will, her others are sound and she could have eaten around that one. Thanks.
I have two teenagers, both in high school level classes. My daughter goes to public high school by choice and the school is constantly on her about her future…what does she want to do? Where will she go to college? Pick a future…NOW!
This sucks.
My Grandfather made it to 95 and worked passed 70. My Father is 86, and worked past 70. With improvements in healthcare, making it to 100 years old should not be unexpected. Why should a kid at 17 have to decide what she wants to do for the next 50 years? Let kids be kids, for as long as possible.
Alexandria (Alex) loves Art (drawing – sculpture), loves riding horses (dressage), loves computer games (what the hell is Fortnite?)…and high school has her stressed out. So unnecessary.
Mac at 13 knew he wanted to dance classical ballet. That is wonderful, but he is an outlier. I encourage any young person to realize that you will have plenty of time to reinvent yourself a couple of times. Don’t be in such a hurry to grow up.
Well, if the Baby had four (or in the case of Puck, three) equally long legs, this whole “learning to walk” thing would be so much easier. It’s those useless short, front People legs that are messing things up.
I unknowingly helped a friend’s niece take her first steps the first time she met me, when she was about 8 months old. I was with my friend when we went to visit his sister and her family, and I was entertaining myself by watching the little girl play on the floor (her name was Taryn). Taryn crawled over to me and I held out my hand to her. She grabbed it, pulled herself up, and started walking toward me. So I walked around with her for a few steps as she giggled just like the Baby is doing here.
I didn’t realize anything was amiss until I looked up and both her parents were gaping at me. Not only were those the first steps Taryn had taken, she apparently had otherwise displayed a paralyzing fear of most men.
Thank you all for the kind words yesterday! If you right click my profile picture and choose open photo in a new tab, you will see the tattoo. The dragonfly yin yang is my balance and acceptance of surviving the accident. It was planned a month before. Pixie and her rescue date and passing date are added due to her passing.
Hello Anne, I’m so sorry that you’re going through this. I don’t want to be alarmist, but is the vet sure it isn’t Feline Infectious Peritonitis? I lost my 12-year-old cat to FIP not long ago, and the circumstances sound similar — drastic weight loss, only able to get down a mouthful or two of food, nothing showing up on the scans. Apparently it’s very tricky to diagnose. I very much hope that isn’t your kitty’s trouble. Best wishes.
Note for Kindle owners. One of Amazon’s daily deals is for “I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” volumes one and two by Francesco Marciuliano. The price for today only is $1.99 each.
Sue Ellen about 5 years ago
I love Elvis’s pushing the cushion under the baby’s bum. Is that poor cat going to survive the baby’s walking lessons?
Le'letha Premium Member about 5 years ago
Baby just wants to FLY!
tkstuber about 5 years ago
Elvis always takes care of family! He’s the protector.
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
Petting Machine about 5 years ago
It’s a relief to see the Man has recovered from the robosnake attack.
Jungle Empress about 5 years ago
Why walk when you have a big strong daddy to hold you above the floor?
Robin Harwood about 5 years ago
Don’t rush it, kid. If you learn to walk, they’ll next expect you learn to talk. Then they’ll send you to school where you’ll learn to sit down and shut up. Plus maths. By the time you’ve learnt that, you’ll be eighteen. Childhood gone, and no more fun ever. Just work while your body falls to pieces with you still in it.
Dangle from your dad’s hands while you still can, and try not to think about the fate that awaits you.
Ruth Brown about 5 years ago
Elvis on the job!
RAGs about 5 years ago
If you are that close to the floor, it’s no big deal. If you fall down, first see if anyone is watching before you decide to cry.
WelshRat Premium Member about 5 years ago
Elvis the security blanket.
about 5 years ago
Aww, the Baby is such a charmer.
anne o about 5 years ago
Off Topic, but I need advice from anyone who’s had this problem. One of my older cats (14), a siamese mix, has lost half her body weight in just a couple of months. Her bloodwork is normal, her xrays are so normal they look like anatomical drawings. She had one loose tooth and the vet got that yesterday. She drinks a tiny bit of water but just isn’t interested in eating more than a bite or two of dry food. She won’t even look at wet food. She’s longhaired and had some mats so the vet shaved her and now she looks like a wraith from a cat horror movie. One of the others actually jumped back and ran when she came out of the carrier. i’m afraid she’ll die by starving herself to death. Her behavior is normal otherwise. Any suggestions? The vet is hoping the tooth will make a difference but I doubt it will, her others are sound and she could have eaten around that one. Thanks.
rs0204 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I have two teenagers, both in high school level classes. My daughter goes to public high school by choice and the school is constantly on her about her future…what does she want to do? Where will she go to college? Pick a future…NOW!
This sucks.
My Grandfather made it to 95 and worked passed 70. My Father is 86, and worked past 70. With improvements in healthcare, making it to 100 years old should not be unexpected. Why should a kid at 17 have to decide what she wants to do for the next 50 years? Let kids be kids, for as long as possible.
Alexandria (Alex) loves Art (drawing – sculpture), loves riding horses (dressage), loves computer games (what the hell is Fortnite?)…and high school has her stressed out. So unnecessary.
Mac at 13 knew he wanted to dance classical ballet. That is wonderful, but he is an outlier. I encourage any young person to realize that you will have plenty of time to reinvent yourself a couple of times. Don’t be in such a hurry to grow up.
cat19632001 about 5 years ago
With the Baby’s blue eyes, Elvis must think she’s part Siamese.
cat19632001 about 5 years ago
Well, if the Baby had four (or in the case of Puck, three) equally long legs, this whole “learning to walk” thing would be so much easier. It’s those useless short, front People legs that are messing things up.
skipper1992 about 5 years ago
I unknowingly helped a friend’s niece take her first steps the first time she met me, when she was about 8 months old. I was with my friend when we went to visit his sister and her family, and I was entertaining myself by watching the little girl play on the floor (her name was Taryn). Taryn crawled over to me and I held out my hand to her. She grabbed it, pulled herself up, and started walking toward me. So I walked around with her for a few steps as she giggled just like the Baby is doing here.
I didn’t realize anything was amiss until I looked up and both her parents were gaping at me. Not only were those the first steps Taryn had taken, she apparently had otherwise displayed a paralyzing fear of most men.
keltii about 5 years ago
Thank you all for the kind words yesterday! If you right click my profile picture and choose open photo in a new tab, you will see the tattoo. The dragonfly yin yang is my balance and acceptance of surviving the accident. It was planned a month before. Pixie and her rescue date and passing date are added due to her passing.
trudyconley Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wait! She has a full set of teeth?
ladykat about 5 years ago
I just had my second night of insomnia in a row. It was interrupted by a thunderstorm.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 5 years ago
Dang it, the, Cute Meter, has broken again!
ronaldalbertansley about 5 years ago
baby having fun !
Denny Wheeler Premium Member about 5 years ago
OT: NEVER FORGET
Kitty Katz about 5 years ago
Obviously this comic has no basis in real life.
rs0204 Premium Member about 5 years ago
A story from 8 years ago about hope on 9/11
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kiriblakeley/2011/09/10/the-ground-zero-kitten/#3bbe886d1623
willie_mctell about 5 years ago
Elvis is spotting.
noreenklose about 5 years ago
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lb8wPFqGyG4/V9VLEuEj_rI/AAAAAAAADpY/S6YvtLFSOnMlM430DYKLOLshKN59TV5EwCLcB/s1600/911%2Bjpeg.jpg
I’ve learned my lesson.
I’m only doing my 4 favorite comics.
lisa.watson about 5 years ago
Hello Anne, I’m so sorry that you’re going through this. I don’t want to be alarmist, but is the vet sure it isn’t Feline Infectious Peritonitis? I lost my 12-year-old cat to FIP not long ago, and the circumstances sound similar — drastic weight loss, only able to get down a mouthful or two of food, nothing showing up on the scans. Apparently it’s very tricky to diagnose. I very much hope that isn’t your kitty’s trouble. Best wishes.
serenasakitty about 5 years ago
Baby is having way too much fun to do anything boring like learning to walk. It looks like Daddy is sharing the fun.
Maizing about 5 years ago
I love it when babies do this. They’re so adorable!
Eric S about 5 years ago
why do you ignore 9/11?
knight1192a about 5 years ago
Good boy, Elvis. Help the man out. Get that pillow ready to catch.
Sue Ellen about 5 years ago
Note for Kindle owners. One of Amazon’s daily deals is for “I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” volumes one and two by Francesco Marciuliano. The price for today only is $1.99 each.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 5 years ago
Elvis sure loves his babies!
goodkarma.63 about 5 years ago
This is happening to my Gracie. I feed her Iams but there is no warning out that I know of about food.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago
I discovered this morning that Kiki is a butter licker. XD