Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 06, 2019

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    jmworacle  about 5 years ago

    There are some situations that you are darned if you do and darned if you don’t.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “How do I look?” “With your eyes.” SMACK

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Always a bit of risk in that first guess.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    Earl’s right, “I’m ready when you are” is a lie.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 5 years ago

    Ego is a fragile thing.

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    Charlie Cook  about 5 years ago

    Been there, seen that…

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    There is a method to Arlo’s madness.

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    HarryLime  about 5 years ago

    I notice that Argo has yet to put on his shoes, so he’s obviously in for the long haul.

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    gcottay  about 5 years ago

    This can be done and done well.

    “Let we take a closer look.”“Good, Good. A little closer.”“I’m checking under here.”

    “We don’t have time for that now.”

    And they are out the door!

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    Tyge  about 5 years ago

    The Rite of Dressing To Go Out!

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    Janis looks great. and even better in the last panel. And if Arlo is lucky they skip going out and Janis will look even better in the next panel.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 5 years ago

    “Does this dress make me look fat?”

    “No, your ass makes you look fat.”

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    david_42  about 5 years ago

    I’m very glad my wife almost never asks my opinion about her clothes. I have the aesthetic sense of a dog, it’s her and that’s all that matters.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    I don’t know why she bothers to asks, knowing his response is going to be biased.

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    locake  about 5 years ago

    I never ask my husband how I look. I can tell how something looks on me by looking in a mirror.

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    “now you look super great…let’s stay home”

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    kvnkoehler  about 5 years ago

    I hate when women do this… Next time, don’t ask for my opinion.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Arlo waits for his treat.

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    Homerville Premium Member about 5 years ago

    She will always accuse him of being dishonest, but she knows she looks great. it’s a female thing.

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    jonesbeltone  about 5 years ago

    Been married 42 years and still get caught in this trap. Arlo handles better than me.

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    mafastore  about 5 years ago

    When I ask husband for an opinion I want an honest opinion. Some of those FAT women should have someone tell them how they look from the rear in skin tight pants. I never want to look like that. If I can not trust him to tell me the truth there is something wrong with our relationship.

    I currently weigh what I weighed when I graduated from high school (which is not even normal weight) and about 10 pounds less than I did when we got married and I have been up and then down more than that in the ensuing decades 70 pounds total off and he gets to listen to me complain about the loss.

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