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Itâs is not meant to be funny folks. This is just a grim reminder to those idiots who do not spay or neuter their pets so that their kids can watch the miracle of birth and then dump the animal offspring out in the country where they will find a good home. NOT!
Well, maybe itâs a comment on people who leave kittens on the side of a road with that sign? That they wonât live long? But itâs not at all funny, no.
Iâm assuming you are stating a position regarding responsible pet ownership. However, most people do not take kindly to being hit over the head, grossed out, disgusted and angered while reading comics. Remember that old saying about flies and honey?
This has been a test. If you grew outraged and railed about this imaginary box of kittens as if they were real and there was some sort of violence done to them or fabricated an involved scenario whereby I am some kind of sadistic monster then you have failed the test. This is in reality a drawing, a collection of inky scribbles on paper. There is no substance nor matter to it beyond the media and the substrate. There is no storyline other than the one you have concocted with your own imagination, twisting it into a fevered dream of your own making. I simply took a familiar concept and turned it upside down in your perception. That is what a cartoonist does. Excuse me while I go pet a real kitty.
SORRY the good people protesting here have not failed any test of your concoction. You have failed to realize how your cartoon would affect people, how it would make them feel and what bad memories it might evoke. There are other ways to make a statement â this one does not work on any level.
Iâm fine with it. One of my most fave pix ever is the one where some wag put a âFree Catâ sign next to a road-kill cat. Hilarious! In order for humor to work, it has to refer to things that happen to us in real life. Itâs not always pretty. To some, it wonât be funny. To others, it will. Thatâs life, folks
i_am_the_jam over 5 years ago
Someone call ALFâŠ
Wilde Bill over 5 years ago
WTF?
Gent over 5 years ago
Good grief!
Tigressy over 5 years ago
Busy road. Heartbreaking.
PammWhittaker over 5 years ago
Dan, that is horrible!
Differentname over 5 years ago
Getting a little dark in hereâŠ
aynphillips Premium Member over 5 years ago
NOT FUNNY AT ALL! Donât care if this is a âcartoonâ; this is repulsive!
aynphillips Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dan Collins â shame on you. Not funny at allâŠor am I missing something?
joegee over 5 years ago
Iâm missing the joke, I guess. I donât see the humor in a box of dead animals.
cpiller Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sucks!
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 5 years ago
Itâs is not meant to be funny folks. This is just a grim reminder to those idiots who do not spay or neuter their pets so that their kids can watch the miracle of birth and then dump the animal offspring out in the country where they will find a good home. NOT!
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
Another example of the title of the comic.
jfr Premium Member over 5 years ago
yeah, but too gross for morning
Crystal Wood Premium Member over 5 years ago
Not funny on any level.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, maybe itâs a comment on people who leave kittens on the side of a road with that sign? That they wonât live long? But itâs not at all funny, no.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Surprised the cartoonist hasnât posted a clarifier yet.
ncorgbl over 5 years ago
Man: I wish to complain about this kitten what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very farm.
Farmer: Oh yes, the, uh, the Russian BlueâŠWhatâs,uhâŠWhatâs wrong with it?
Man: Iâll tell you whatâs wrong with it, my lad. âEâs dead, thatâs whatâs wrong with it!
Farmer: No, no, âeâs uh,âŠheâs resting.
Man: Look, matey, I know a dead kitten when I see one, and Iâm looking at one right now.
Farmer: No no theyâre not dead, theyâre restinâ! Remarkable kittens, the Russian Blue, idnâit, ay? Beautiful coat!
Man: The coat donât enter into it. Theyâre stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! âEâs resting!
Man: All right then, if theyâre restinâ, Iâll wake them up! âEllo, kitties! Iâve got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you showâŠ
Farmer: There, he moved!
Man: No, he didnât, that was you hitting the box!
Farmer: I never!!
Man: Yes, you did!
Farmer: I never, never did anythingâŠ
Man: âELLO KITTY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine oâclock alarm call!
(Takes kitten out of the box and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Man: Now thatâs what I call a dead kitten.
Farmer: No, noâŠ..No, âeâs stunned!
Man: STUNNED?!?
Farmer: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakinâ up! Russain Blues stun easily, major.
(apologies to Monty Python)
kmasters21 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Truly awful. What was Dan thinking? I guess I donât want to know.
AMBER1 over 5 years ago
WTF?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Iâm assuming you are stating a position regarding responsible pet ownership. However, most people do not take kindly to being hit over the head, grossed out, disgusted and angered while reading comics. Remember that old saying about flies and honey?
russellc64 over 5 years ago
Is this Schrodingerâs house?
mgillgannon Premium Member over 5 years ago
A bridge too far.
Bonita Voigt over 5 years ago
I thought several times about removing this âcartoon.â This may be the one that makes that happen.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 5 years ago
What the hell, man?
TennesseeFran over 5 years ago
This isnât funny no matter what itâs intended to portray. Going to have to take this comic off my list.
gbauer over 5 years ago
No Dan. No.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago
I seem to be a lone voice, but this is hilarious in a dark way.
jackiegill Premium Member over 5 years ago
Itâs not what I want to see on my comics
ginaloo2 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Unbelievably tasteless and sad
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
We should be able to flag a cartoon, regardless this in not funny, and as stated by a defender it is a cartoon. Cartoons are suppose to express humor.
Dan Collins creator over 5 years ago
This has been a test. If you grew outraged and railed about this imaginary box of kittens as if they were real and there was some sort of violence done to them or fabricated an involved scenario whereby I am some kind of sadistic monster then you have failed the test. This is in reality a drawing, a collection of inky scribbles on paper. There is no substance nor matter to it beyond the media and the substrate. There is no storyline other than the one you have concocted with your own imagination, twisting it into a fevered dream of your own making. I simply took a familiar concept and turned it upside down in your perception. That is what a cartoonist does. Excuse me while I go pet a real kitty.
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 5 years ago
SORRY the good people protesting here have not failed any test of your concoction. You have failed to realize how your cartoon would affect people, how it would make them feel and what bad memories it might evoke. There are other ways to make a statement â this one does not work on any level.
sufferingisoverrated over 5 years ago
Iâm fine with it. One of my most fave pix ever is the one where some wag put a âFree Catâ sign next to a road-kill cat. Hilarious! In order for humor to work, it has to refer to things that happen to us in real life. Itâs not always pretty. To some, it wonât be funny. To others, it will. Thatâs life, folks
p_sully214 over 5 years ago
Donât feel badâŠGary Larson caught all kinds of crap over his âTethercatâ cartoon.