It’s no wonder they’re not intelligent.
“Ewww!, Ewww!, GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!”
That’s what happens when you don’t wash behind your ears.
“Who wrote the Book of Love?” comes much later.
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning …
Because you – and we – hit the lucky lotto
Because you flea collar has expired.
“He’s got you and me brother in his hands.”
And now I’m starting to feel all flushed and blotchy. I wonder if those tiny little parasites are responsible for it.
The next wonder was “Why am I so itchy?”
Don’t worry! Humanity is doing it’s best to rid you of this infestation.
“Do these continents make me look fat?”
The Earth has allergies – they’re called humans
Talk about needing antibiotics???
Because you’re the right size of planet in the Sun’s “Goldilocks zone”. If you didn’t want life you should have been bigger, smaller, closer to the sun, farther from the sun. Any of the four would do.
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GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s no wonder they’re not intelligent.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Ewww!, Ewww!, GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!”
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s what happens when you don’t wash behind your ears.
comixbomix over 5 years ago
“Who wrote the Book of Love?” comes much later.
ajr58 over 5 years ago
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning …
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Because you – and we – hit the lucky lotto
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Because you flea collar has expired.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
“He’s got you and me brother in his hands.”
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
And now I’m starting to feel all flushed and blotchy. I wonder if those tiny little parasites are responsible for it.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
The next wonder was “Why am I so itchy?”
COL Crash over 5 years ago
Don’t worry! Humanity is doing it’s best to rid you of this infestation.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“Do these continents make me look fat?”
KEA over 5 years ago
The Earth has allergies – they’re called humans
drewduhmatthews over 5 years ago
Talk about needing antibiotics???
whelan_jj over 5 years ago
Because you’re the right size of planet in the Sun’s “Goldilocks zone”. If you didn’t want life you should have been bigger, smaller, closer to the sun, farther from the sun. Any of the four would do.