Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 01, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    In my younger days I bought a 60-slot wine rack. Never held more than five bottles. Eventually gave it away.

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    Da'Dad  about 5 years ago

    If you have to explain it, maybe it’s not everything you thought it was.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Only one? More like a wino rack.

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    unfair.de  about 5 years ago

    Bottle rack. Whether there’s wine in it or some soft drink I don’t care, as long as there’s enough to quench my thirst of the moment.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    They don’t seem like the sort what drinks it as fast as they can buy it.

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    jarvisloop  about 5 years ago

    I agree with CallMeMeg. Perhaps one bottle lasts A&J quite a while.After all, they are nearly 70.

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    sheilag  about 5 years ago

    Exactly… I see these $2 million houses in our local paper in the Variety section’s Real Estate puff pieces; I often wonder who, besides a winery, would need a 500 bottle wine cellar. That much would last me two long lifetimes… :-P

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    Sweetwater  about 5 years ago

    Who needs a cellar?

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    nosirrom  about 5 years ago

    One bottle of wine in the rack, one bottle of wine. Take it down, pass it around. cork it for the next bath.

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    wschott  about 5 years ago

    All I can think of is: The Fireballs – Bottle of Wine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZynyHW2hfw

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    colddonkey  about 5 years ago

    Flip it over set it on the floor and I bet Luddy goes in there.

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    Going Nuts  about 5 years ago

    I’ve been spending time on Youtube trying to figure out a worthwhile hobby when I retire. This looks perfect.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    OOOOOooookay. If Arlo says so, yeah.

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    Tyge  about 5 years ago

    Ummm… Arlo! Looks to me like the bottle would be tilted the wrong way.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    The bottom of a wine box is square and the spigot is going to drip down the side.

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    The Pro from Dover  about 5 years ago

    When Arlo dresses like this with that cap he reminds me of that guy from Cheap Trick. Mommy’s alright Daddy’s alright they just seem a little ……

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    joefearsnothing  about 5 years ago

    Looks like the lower half of a guillotine! ;o[

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Where does the box of wine fit?

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    MontanaPhil50  about 5 years ago

    Considering how long a bottle of wine lasts around our place, that’s just about the right size

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 5 years ago

    this is our’s, sorry for long link

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    Flossie Mud Duck  about 5 years ago

    I’m afraid the ladies in my bunco and canasta groups would laugh at that one-bottle-at-a-time rack.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    I rarely drink wine. Mostly beer.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 5 years ago

    Annnnnd we’re back to the red shirts.

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    unca jim  about 5 years ago

    Lightly edited and photoshopped, a note to my nefew and wife who consider themselves Oenologists, but ’twixt thee and me, are just common Wal-Mart box winos.. >Snerk!<

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    mafastore  about 5 years ago

    Decades ago when we were young, we bought several plastic half cartons and hung them from each other with chains to make a wine rack in a narrow space next to the metal storage cabinets in the basement. 10 years ago when we had bed bugs and had to get anything that could “melt, burn, explode, etc” out of the house the wine was all dumped out as we had never drunk any and he can no longer drink alcohol due to medications and I never did. Only kept one two empty bottles to display wine corks he has turned on the lathe and an empty bottle that was bought (full) for the teddy bears on the label.

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