Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 03, 2019

… whipping his dagger out of its sheath, Chance swiftly dispatches the linebacker!

P1 A hit three yards out of bounds, that’s flagrant and should result in an ejection!

P1 Further, how did they change directions from yesterday and old “53” was behind Chance???

Pier 6 Donnybrook coming.

In all reality , that’s one way to bring Chance out of his shell .From the stands Grandma yells Atta boy Chance kick him in the family jewels , rip his heart out . It’s OK Grandma I got this yells Chance .

Now we get to find out why Chance spent a year in juvie!

P1- Redshirt Soph Chance Macy absorbs The Shocker.

P2- Little early to celebrate Halloween with that skinny ghost, eh?

P3- Chance: You’re going to the showers for a good, hot scrubbing and you’re going to like it!

I always look forward to this matchup against Tilden. It seems they aren’t so much into the pleasing business today… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mYZsCy4rIM

Gotta admit…I like this story (so far) better than Bobby Howry, TCFS pins, and HvB/JQ/Ed stories.

At least the ref looks happy. He did throw that bolo flag in to the next frame.

P1, And in what’s becoming a Milford tradition, he fumbles!

P2, Watch it, ref you could put an eye out with that thing! Ask Orlando Brown. Oh, wait you can’t anymore.

P3, Chance never goes anyplace without the shiv he carries, especially not the Milford showers.

Okay, time to revise my predictions. Chance gets ejected (safe to say), and it’s up to Charlie to finish the game and save the day. Or lose the day. Which will it be? I say he plays well giving Chet more ammo to argue that Charlie should be starting. Personally I’m rooting for him to come in and fumble away another sure touchdown. In that case Chet can continue his poor coaching argument. Either way, evil bearded Chet gets to complain.

And speaking of complaining, nobody should be complaining that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is stupid. It might be, but you still shouldn’t be complaining. Just….because.

So Chance’s secret is not only that he’s an introvert, he’s prone to suddenly fly into murderous rages. Maybe he killed someone at his old school, that would be a cool story. Well not so cool for the kid he killed, but still.

P2: Handsome ref Bruce lobs his flag as if he is handling his cornhole bag. Great follow through, wrist could be more limp.

Hard for football players to fight with all that armor. Now in Hockey, we get rid of the gloves, grab his sleeve and then wale the tar out of him.(and this was senior hockey) Way back in the day, Red Wings star Gordie Howe lived in the same area I did. He hip checked me right into the local ER, broken collarbone and arm. A great player. and the difference between playing for fun and playing for a paycheck. To hell with Football-all levels, Give me Hockey, all levels

Maybe an underage Chance was driving the truck and has been ‘away’ for a while for that.

Am I the only one is thinking Taylor Swift: you need to calm down!