B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 07, 2019

You gotta put more wing muscle into it and your FLIPPITY FLIP has to be way bigger to give you the lift you need.

Obviously a Darwin Bird.

MORON.

The “Smart” species just goes out and buys a plane ticket.

Obviously NOT the founder of the penguin lines.

He must have received a good pep talk from Wiley Coyote before he tried that.

And he made a resounding splat.

Some Dodos never get it, do they?

If you’re the last of your kind I think you’ve left it a little late.

You really can’t sensibly use “last of my kind” and “future generations” in the same sentence.

I believe I can touch the sky.

I think about it every night and day.

Spread my wings and fly away.

Too bad it didn’t think of taking off on level ground.

If he’s the last of his kind, how will there be future generations?

Doesn’t matter. If they are the last of their kind, there is nobody to mate with and continue the species. Go ahead and try to fly, you have nothing to lose!

Just leave out “Heck” and you got it in one!

“Up,up, and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…”

Hence the pejorative “birdbrain”

All the Positive Mental Attitude in the world can’t save anyone from the force of gravity. It wins every time.

Next up: Conservative voter in Illinois jumps off the cliff, too.

10,000 years later archeologists will dig up the hole he leaves at the bottom of the cliff.

Without or WITH it seems.

The last of anything is a sad thing to see, but if it is really the last. Then it is actually the last. No matter what.

Didn’t matter what the result was of the attempted flight. Last of its species? Ain’t gonna be no more regardless.

Everyone is assuming the bird is male. What if it is a female? Then it could also try for parthenogenesis.

The apteryx nailed it.

That’s going to leave a mark…

There are drawbacks to release an intelligence enhancing brain parasite just before the AGW hit its peak.

Well, he’s right about one thing… when one jumps off a cliff, they certainly cannot survive without flight.