That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 29, 2019

“Fill the bucket or you’re Sunday dinner and Fido gets the leftovers.”

Strob, you beat me to it. My take is:

“I see the Golden Arches in your future if milk production doesn’t pick up.”

“Ma, I don’t know much about cows, but isn’t this one a little too young to milk?.

Not a student of animal husbandry, I see.

“Your milk production has been udderly ridiculous. We’ve got to mooove some product, so I’m asking you to double your output. Cud you do that for me?”

No, no, no. I don’t need you today. Today, it’s only chocolate milk.

“Nay, nay Bossy, I may not strike thee as a Quaker, but tomorrow I shall sell thee to a Baptist, and he shall beat the devil out of thee!” (Old joke)

♩ if i could talk to the animals, think what fun we’d have

i could teach a trick or two, to the favored calf…

GOT MILK ?

Should be “Girls”,

Poster for the lesser known movie “The Cow Whisperer.”

Hoping for some bovine inspiration.

“If you two don’t fill this bucket, I’m gonna punch you both right between the eyes”

Snow White, the later years, holding a family meeting. (Few people know that the Prince divorced Snow White because of her Socialist beliefs, and she went on to found an inclusive collective farm where everybody had a vote, no matter their race, religion or species)

Cows are giving kerosene/ The kid can’t read at seventeen/ The words he knows are all obscene/ But it’s alright…………Thanks Jerry Garcia!

“He said ‘they won’t impeach til the cows come home!’ So please,PLEASE come home !”

BAD DOG!

“Pssst! Make a break for it, kiddo. I hear my prodigal brother’s on his way home.”

…and if you would eat that brown dry grass over there, we could get chocolate milk

Ok, you win. I’ve brought in this city boy to do the milking. He’s never done a day of work in his life so he’s got hands as soft as calf skin gloves. Oh. Sorry.

All credit to sturdy old Mary/who bears buckets of milk o’er the prairie/ in a long,losing battle/ now imploring the cattle/ “MUST you graze so damn far from the dairy ?”

But that’s a bull. A strangely HAPPY bull…

The Favoured Calf or The favoured pair (girl with calves): 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=164714

has info and links that point to info about this roughly B2 paper size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/ansdell_richard.html 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/38087618/richard-ansdell 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/ansdell/index.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2475 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/a/Ansdell2.htm 

http://www.richardansdell.co.uk/richard-ansdell-biography 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/richard-ansdell/biography 

https://books.google.com/books?id=05C02RhJZCkC&pg=PA38#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://www.avictorian.com/ansdell_richard.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/09?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2176 (October 28, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

All cows lack toes.

‘Guys’? More like gals, ain’t it? Guy milk is just wrong…

“I insist you tell me how you made soy milk.”

I would have gone with “Help me Moobi-wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope….”

Little boy, watching his sister feed the calves, has only one thing on his mind … Veal cutlets!

now look here cows, I’M really tired of filling in for you, give milk or get out of town. I can’t give even close to a gallon each day.

" Guys " don’t give milk!