That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 31, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    The kid in the lion costume got a rock.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “It would be a shame if something bad were to happen to your house. How about a few more candies for the both of us.”

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He won’t forget rule number one next year – BRING A BAG!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    If you don’t want chocolate all over your porch, I suggest you let my brother use your bathroom

    . . . and fast.

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    Papared25  almost 5 years ago

    “Ya got any of the real stuff in the house? I mean chocolate! The Skittles and Sweetarts are going in the garbage as soon as we get home.”

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Actually daddy and mister-mom let me decide……

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    Kwen  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sorry Mr Smithers… my mother specifically instructed us to NOT come inside to try out your big lollipop.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    “i really wanted to be in a norman rockwell painting, but this second rate illustrator was the best i could do…”

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    orinoco womble  almost 5 years ago

    The kid in the yellow jogging suit would have been a lion but his parents decided it was too scary, so he is dressed as a desert rat.

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    Buzzworld  almost 5 years ago

    I said “Yippee ki-yay mother……”

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    WoodstockJack  almost 5 years ago

    “He’s just shy about his ‘lion’ costume, mister … he wanted to be a zombie-killer-clown.”

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    thebashfulone  almost 5 years ago

    “I peed in my brother’s candy.”

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    rmremail  almost 5 years ago

    “What am I? I’m Donald Trump – Daddy said he was the scariest. But nobody gives me any candy!”

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    “No candy for you – and NO tricks, I know where you live.”

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    “Mister…..if you dump that bowl of candy in my hat, you can have my little brother. Mom never wanted him anyway.”

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    I’m whatever I wanna be. Got a problem with that?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Oh crap. Now I have to ask what they think they are?

    That’s it.

    I’m taking down the decorations, smashing the pumpkins, and chasing the ankle biters off the property.

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    “I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” Wednesday Addams (Christina Ricci) in The Addams Family (1991).

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    “Psst…You wouldn’t have any of those blue pills, would you, Mister? I got a hot date.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Trick Or Treat!

    https://brocknicol.tumblr.com/post/37112832936/trick-or-treat 

    has sparse info about this pre-2014 painting or drawing (says it was created 6 years ago, but not 6 years ago relative to when).

     

    https://www.freelanced.com/freelancers/about.aspx?freelancerid=97208 

    https://www.brocknicolart.com/about 

    both have limited info about this artist. This is the first work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2319 (October 30, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Joey, the skillet grilled pennies that last house gave us are starting to make my bag smoke…

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    Another Take  almost 5 years ago

    Leave it to a Canadian to still be painting idyllic Norman Rockwell style paintings in 2016. Everything and everyone is just so pleasant up north. Except the weather.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    “T’is my favorite night of the year !” said Lars, with a lecherous leer, “There’s no need to lurk/ outside in the murk-/ The kiddies come to me right here !”

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    The kid in the lion costume looks in his bag and thinks “I’ve been collecting all over the neighborhood. Should be really good when I set fire to it on his porch.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    want more candy boys? them come inside, but tell anybody.

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    cameron_scarlett  almost 5 years ago

    My exclamations are “Arrrrgh!” and “Yeeee-Haw!”

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    PatsyL.Paul  almost 5 years ago

    “You’re a level four what?”

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