Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 19, 2019

I cannot even begin to figure out what is going on in frame 1.

Remake of “THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN” starring newcomer Marty Moon.

Or it’s an old ‘WB’ cartoon with the little devil Marty on one shoulder and the little angel Marty on the other. And we can only see one of them here.

P1: Oh, for pity’s sake, Chet. Man up a bit. Remove the dramatic pause from your remark and, while you’re at it, use the word or phrase you’re wanting to use instead of “irregularities”.

P3: “I will not meet you in a house, I will not meet you with a mouse, I will not meet you here or there, I will not meet you anywhere, I will not meet you, Marjorie Ducey, I don’t want this story getting loose-y.”

P1, You’d be pretty irregular too if you ate those amazing Sloppy Joe’s.

P2, Marjie, always a bit late to the party, decides to go Trick or Treating.

P3, I guess Mrs. Foreskin is the other school board member?

After Chet leaves the Anchor Bar on the Milford waterfront , a female voice calls out Hey Sailor, Want me to toot your tugs horn ? What’s your name Captain ? In all reality , Call me Dad . Okay, Dad I’m a very naughty girl .In all reality , that’s fine with me.

Now that’s a Mr. Blowtop!

P1- Someone sucks at darts.

P2- Marjie. Master of the kung fu pow! door knock.

P3- No kidding Marjie. Why don’t you invite yourself into Carol’s workplace? Much roomier than your cubicle wallpapered with blown up pics of GilPa.

Eat him, Marty. He’ll just be tiny snack, but eat him.

That drunk guy getting up from the floor wonders who took clippers to his hair, and Ms F said “Hey, I’m going to play a quick 9 holes at the Club, and rescue a little girl, wanna come? I’ve got her golf bag.”

Marty looks blowtop

even Chet can’t be this stupid , can he? and this still is off the record?

Chet will soon find out how good a friend to him that Ms. Foreskin really is.

P 4: “…SLAM…”

P4: “Please step inside. I would be very interested in seeing these encyclopedias you speak of.”

You have to hand it to us—that is the craziest panel we have ever created!

P1 is that a dart board /

I’m really really late, but as far as P1 goes, WHAT THE HELL????

Now don’t be getting a big head Marty I only invited you out for one beer.