This is the guy whose wife woke in the middle of the night to find him missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding him.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find him crouched in the corner facing the wall, crying. She asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
He replied, “Remember when your father caught us together, when you were sixteen? Remember he said I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next twenty years.”
Baffled, she said, “Yes.” The husband bawled, " Well… I would have been released from prison today."
Dtroutma almost 5 years ago
50 in January.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
It has been like a life sentence.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Shawshank marriage!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Keeping track on the basement wall helps the time go by faster……
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yet another baited question by the wife to her husband.
Marriage is wonderful, so long as people actually work at it.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There is such a thing as divorce, stupid.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I hear a Meatloaf song spinning up. (Reached 40 this year.)
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
If each of those marks represents 5 years, they’ve been married at least 205 years!
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Too long! Coming up on eternity.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Not long, it just seems that way.
StephenRice almost 5 years ago
She got him a new tin cup.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Howizzitdat she’s never seen that wall? ? ?
dsom8 almost 5 years ago
3 years of wedded bliss. Married for 20 years. j/k
dsom8 almost 5 years ago
This is the guy whose wife woke in the middle of the night to find him missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding him.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find him crouched in the corner facing the wall, crying. She asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
He replied, “Remember when your father caught us together, when you were sixteen? Remember he said I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next twenty years.”
Baffled, she said, “Yes.” The husband bawled, " Well… I would have been released from prison today."
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Check her spreadsheet.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
My answer is “All my life”, she chuckles about the answer. 47 years.