The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for November 21, 2019

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    Dtroutma  almost 5 years ago

    50 in January.

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    It has been like a life sentence.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Shawshank marriage!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Keeping track on the basement wall helps the time go by faster……

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yet another baited question by the wife to her husband.

    Marriage is wonderful, so long as people actually work at it.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There is such a thing as divorce, stupid.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I hear a Meatloaf song spinning up. (Reached 40 this year.)

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    If each of those marks represents 5 years, they’ve been married at least 205 years!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Too long! Coming up on eternity.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Not long, it just seems that way.

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    She got him a new tin cup.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Howizzitdat she’s never seen that wall? ? ?

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    dsom8  almost 5 years ago

    3 years of wedded bliss. Married for 20 years. j/k

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    dsom8  almost 5 years ago

    This is the guy whose wife woke in the middle of the night to find him missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding him.

    Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find him crouched in the corner facing the wall, crying. She asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

    He replied, “Remember when your father caught us together, when you were sixteen? Remember he said I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next twenty years.”

    Baffled, she said, “Yes.” The husband bawled, " Well… I would have been released from prison today."

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Check her spreadsheet.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 5 years ago

    My answer is “All my life”, she chuckles about the answer. 47 years.

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