Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 05, 2019

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    thomas_matkey  about 5 years ago

    I thought those ornaments were billiard balls at first.

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    john.niegowski  about 5 years ago

    As though cats can’t climb trees …

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    allen@home  about 5 years ago

    Yea nice try lady it’s not going to work.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “But Mittens, that’s YOUR half to decorate!”

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Aim higher, cat.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    She’s only made the cat mad now!

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    Gonna have to be an inside job.

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    dlkrueger33  about 5 years ago

    We used to do this when we had cats and our children were small.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Everyone loves a challenge.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    Those times when I’ve had trees, I did it as much for my cats as I for myself. And interestingly, there were never any problems.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Our dog is neurotic. The cat is psychotic. The cat prefers to live in the garage, so no problem. The dog is afraid of plastic bags. So we hung some from the tree for a couple of days. He now stays away.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    O tannen-bummer!

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    OK…JUMP UP onto it. It’ll hit her on the wy down…

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    hansa15  about 5 years ago

    Draw the same thing with kids. ;)

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    SmashedHat  about 5 years ago

    It’s Christmas—put a few non-fragile decoy ones down low for kitty.

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    AlanDF  about 5 years ago

    In my experience, this is a recipe for Christmas tree devastation.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The reason I don’t put my tree up anymore.

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    John9  about 5 years ago

    I had many cats and only one of them caused any trouble with the trees she would climb inside so I had to wire it to the wall every year and at least she stopped knocking it down but she could make it shake.

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    dsidney49  about 5 years ago

    It’s either that… or the tree gets hung from the ceiling!!

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    Madzdad the bard  about 5 years ago

    Don’t laugh, I used to use fishing line to anchor the top of the tree to the ceiling.

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    yipp_eeee  about 5 years ago

    As if that would stop him!

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    sobrown51  about 5 years ago

    It doesn’t matter. The cat will climb the tree and knock them off. Only makes it “slightly” less convenient.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Hmm, I bet if I claimed to the top of her backrest I could jump to that pointy thingy on the top.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    There is another solution, but I suppose she wants the cat.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  about 5 years ago

    My darn cats climb up inside the tree and knock the balls off

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    jbarnes  about 5 years ago

    We don’t have any breakable ornaments. The lower branches get extra-durable items like bells and plastic candy canes. The middle branches have ornaments that are twist-tied in place. Neither the dogs nor the cats seem to bother the upper portion of the tree.

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    tabby  about 5 years ago

    The glass and fragile ornaments get hung over doorways or some other place out of reach. The tree gets cat-proof ornaments.

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    TurbosDad  about 5 years ago

    Oh, like that will stop a cat. “Game on,” they think…

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    Altar_Ego  about 5 years ago

    Works for the dogs, but not the cats. We stopped doing a tree after our GSD ate an ornament

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    Lightpainter  about 5 years ago

    I’ve never had a cat that climbed the Christmas tree, and they have always ignored the Christmas ornaments. Maybe I have been lucky.

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