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Once I met a military veteran whose job was to train paratroopers. He told that now all dogs who jump from planes, with their trainers, wear diapers. Initially scared dogs would make a mess mid-jump on their trainers uniforms. (BTW, could someone confirm this story?)
There was a news story locally on two separate occasions in the past year where more than a few cars got splattered from above with what definitely was fecal matter. Most of the citizenry blamed airplanes with broken waste receptacles . The airlines were made to check their planes, could not find any problems. From the angle of attack and where the vehicles were parked at the time/driving at the time, it didnât look possible for a prankster to have done it either. Maybe this was the explanation, Santa was doing some trial runs with some runny reindeer ?
Hear those raucous sleigh bells jingleHail our dear old friend Kris KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDonât stand underneath when they fly by
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
âAnd I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all â and no pooping mid-flight!â
Robert C. Premium Member about 5 years ago
HA ! See âLoose PartsââŠ
blunebottle about 5 years ago
Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Dropping whitewash in my eye
Iâm a big boy, I donât cry,
Iâm just glad that cows donât [SPLATTER]
Hey! Reindeer ruined my poem!
SHIVA about 5 years ago
A box of Depends for the crew!!
Dr_Fogg about 5 years ago
Merry Christmas!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
People didnât like that extra gift from the reindeer.
labchick about 5 years ago
i thought it was coal!
John M about 5 years ago
At first glance those eyebrows make look like he has 4 (or more) eyes
dflak about 5 years ago
Itâs bad enough trying to land on an icy roof, but to land on one slickered up with reindeer poop ⊠Santaâs sleigh better have a tail hook.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Chimney crickets, really?!
Hooligan918 about 5 years ago
We could use some of those for all the elk on our golf course.
NobodyAwesome Premium Member about 5 years ago
Once I met a military veteran whose job was to train paratroopers. He told that now all dogs who jump from planes, with their trainers, wear diapers. Initially scared dogs would make a mess mid-jump on their trainers uniforms. (BTW, could someone confirm this story?)
zeexenon about 5 years ago
EEK unibrow. They all need size-XXXL Adult diapers, but it Depends.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Aaaaah! They never go before they fly! A big problem today!
EowynWolfmoon about 5 years ago
There was a news story locally on two separate occasions in the past year where more than a few cars got splattered from above with what definitely was fecal matter. Most of the citizenry blamed airplanes with broken waste receptacles . The airlines were made to check their planes, could not find any problems. From the angle of attack and where the vehicles were parked at the time/driving at the time, it didnât look possible for a prankster to have done it either. Maybe this was the explanation, Santa was doing some trial runs with some runny reindeer ?
KEA about 5 years ago
Someone has heard Tom Lehrerâs âA Christmas Carolâ
Thehag about 5 years ago
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
Donner: âHey, a âgiftâ is a gift, amirite, Santa?â
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
To Mr. Parisi and all the fans of Off the Mark: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Gent about 5 years ago
I never knew Santa had a unibrow.
lcwakeman about 5 years ago
Hear those raucous sleigh bells jingleHail our dear old friend Kris KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDonât stand underneath when they fly by
https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw
Ricky Bennett about 5 years ago
The reindeerâs in-flight movie was always âFrozen,â so of course they just âLet It GoââŠ