Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “And I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all – and no pooping mid-flight!”

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    Robert C. Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    HA ! See “Loose Parts”…

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Birdy, birdy, in the sky

    Dropping whitewash in my eye

    I’m a big boy, I don’t cry,

    I’m just glad that cows don’t [SPLATTER]

    Hey! Reindeer ruined my poem!

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    A box of Depends for the crew!!

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    Merry Christmas!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    People didn’t like that extra gift from the reindeer.

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    labchick  almost 5 years ago

    i thought it was coal!

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    John M  almost 5 years ago

    At first glance those eyebrows make look like he has 4 (or more) eyes

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    It’s bad enough trying to land on an icy roof, but to land on one slickered up with reindeer poop … Santa’s sleigh better have a tail hook.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Chimney crickets, really?!

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    Hooligan918  almost 5 years ago

    We could use some of those for all the elk on our golf course.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Once I met a military veteran whose job was to train paratroopers. He told that now all dogs who jump from planes, with their trainers, wear diapers. Initially scared dogs would make a mess mid-jump on their trainers uniforms. (BTW, could someone confirm this story?)

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    EEK unibrow. They all need size-XXXL Adult diapers, but it Depends.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Aaaaah! They never go before they fly! A big problem today!

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    EowynWolfmoon  almost 5 years ago

    There was a news story locally on two separate occasions in the past year where more than a few cars got splattered from above with what definitely was fecal matter. Most of the citizenry blamed airplanes with broken waste receptacles . The airlines were made to check their planes, could not find any problems. From the angle of attack and where the vehicles were parked at the time/driving at the time, it didn’t look possible for a prankster to have done it either. Maybe this was the explanation, Santa was doing some trial runs with some runny reindeer ?

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Someone has heard Tom Lehrer’s “A Christmas Carol”

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    Thehag  almost 5 years ago
    Let it fly, it’s good for the garden.
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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    Donner: “Hey, a ‘gift’ is a gift, amirite, Santa?”

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    To Mr. Parisi and all the fans of Off the Mark: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    I never knew Santa had a unibrow.

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    lcwakeman  almost 5 years ago

    Hear those raucous sleigh bells jingleHail our dear old friend Kris KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDon’t stand underneath when they fly by

    https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 5 years ago

    The reindeer’s in-flight movie was always “Frozen,” so of course they just “Let It Go”…

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