Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 27, 2019

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    Dtroutma  about 5 years ago

    Well he won’t have to worry about seeing his lawyer if he does get in there.

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    No lawyer in Heaven is going to get you out of this one. They are all in Hell so you lost.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 5 years ago

    He’s on a hidin’ to nothin’.

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    Bryan Farht  about 5 years ago

    That’s how you scare Christians.

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    paddy  about 5 years ago

    Eh, just give him a few alternative facts!

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 5 years ago

    How’s that old joke go?

    God and the Devil get into an argument and God says he’ll sue. And the Devil replies " Good luck trying to find a lawyer, I have them all "

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    llong65  about 5 years ago

    was he buried with his i-phone? and how is service from heaven to call his lawyer?

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  about 5 years ago

    Same with “When you realize you need a new President”.

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    david_42  about 5 years ago

    When your lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer has been indicted …

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    Jimmyk939  about 5 years ago

    See ya!!! Sucks to be ya!!!

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    Yup, that’s a trumpbot for you…

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    zzeek  about 5 years ago

    Giuliani has put on a little weight over the holidays.

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    dflak  about 5 years ago

    Ah, the Christian Holy Trinity, God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.

    My wife and I have a good relationship. We don’t keep score. There is no ledger sheet where we record “good” deeds and “bad” deeds and decide on whether to like the other person based on a positive balance. I know when I am in the dog house with my wife without being told.

    I figure that by the time you get to the pearly gates, you’ll know where you belong.

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    sonnygreen  about 5 years ago

    Well God say’s: “Hell’s Bell’s”

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    unfair.de  about 5 years ago

    The peaceful time of Chistmas seems to influence this here. 21 comments and only 5 are political. And none is scalding. Hope for the new year.

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    nikpromo  about 5 years ago

    GOING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN……

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Note to Self: Remember NEVER, EVER hire your brother-in-law as your attorney!!!!!!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Then there was the lawyer who tried to sue his way into Heaven.

    He forgot who the Judge is.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 5 years ago

    they didn’t offer courses in schmevidence when I went to law school. wish they had

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    dadlivonia  about 5 years ago

    I want to know what WIFI he uses that can call from there

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Perhaps you’d like to join your lawyer?

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    patrickab7  about 5 years ago

    A whole lot of people are gonna be really surprised by where they end up in the afterlife.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    What part about supreme power don’t you understand?

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    caring55  about 5 years ago

    I think the rules are that “they” make the rules and “they” don’t have to let you in

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    alexius23  about 5 years ago

    The Hell you say….

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    He’ll wind up taking his case to a much lower court.

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    The Old Wolf  about 5 years ago

    That’s a paddlin’.

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    bakana  about 5 years ago

    He’s Rudy Giuliani’s other client?

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    Daeder  about 5 years ago

    I’m surprised there are no Russian trolls trying to spin this away from what it’s obviously about. I mean, there’s no way anyone could possibly make this comic about Obama or Hillary, but that never stopped them before.

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    locake  about 5 years ago

    Donnie and Rudy will end up in the same place for eternity. They deserve each other.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And it’s going to take a LOT more than cash to bribe the judge here. . . . Just Sayin’.

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    james.moriarty4  about 5 years ago

    Hey! I am lawyer and I am a very righteous person!

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