Ah, the Christian Holy Trinity, God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.
My wife and I have a good relationship. We don’t keep score. There is no ledger sheet where we record “good” deeds and “bad” deeds and decide on whether to like the other person based on a positive balance. I know when I am in the dog house with my wife without being told.
I figure that by the time you get to the pearly gates, you’ll know where you belong.
I’m surprised there are no Russian trolls trying to spin this away from what it’s obviously about. I mean, there’s no way anyone could possibly make this comic about Obama or Hillary, but that never stopped them before.
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Well he won’t have to worry about seeing his lawyer if he does get in there.
Watcher about 5 years ago
No lawyer in Heaven is going to get you out of this one. They are all in Hell so you lost.
keenanthelibrarian about 5 years ago
He’s on a hidin’ to nothin’.
Bryan Farht about 5 years ago
That’s how you scare Christians.
paddy about 5 years ago
Eh, just give him a few alternative facts!
eastern.woods.metal about 5 years ago
How’s that old joke go?
God and the Devil get into an argument and God says he’ll sue. And the Devil replies " Good luck trying to find a lawyer, I have them all "
llong65 about 5 years ago
was he buried with his i-phone? and how is service from heaven to call his lawyer?
For a Just and Peaceful World about 5 years ago
Same with “When you realize you need a new President”.
david_42 about 5 years ago
When your lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer has been indicted …
Jimmyk939 about 5 years ago
See ya!!! Sucks to be ya!!!
Masterskrain about 5 years ago
Yup, that’s a trumpbot for you…
zzeek about 5 years ago
Giuliani has put on a little weight over the holidays.
dflak about 5 years ago
Ah, the Christian Holy Trinity, God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner.
My wife and I have a good relationship. We don’t keep score. There is no ledger sheet where we record “good” deeds and “bad” deeds and decide on whether to like the other person based on a positive balance. I know when I am in the dog house with my wife without being told.
I figure that by the time you get to the pearly gates, you’ll know where you belong.
sonnygreen about 5 years ago
Well God say’s: “Hell’s Bell’s”
unfair.de about 5 years ago
The peaceful time of Chistmas seems to influence this here. 21 comments and only 5 are political. And none is scalding. Hope for the new year.
nikpromo about 5 years ago
GOING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN……
Linguist about 5 years ago
Note to Self: Remember NEVER, EVER hire your brother-in-law as your attorney!!!!!!
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 5 years ago
Then there was the lawyer who tried to sue his way into Heaven.
He forgot who the Judge is.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
they didn’t offer courses in schmevidence when I went to law school. wish they had
dadlivonia about 5 years ago
I want to know what WIFI he uses that can call from there
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Perhaps you’d like to join your lawyer?
patrickab7 about 5 years ago
A whole lot of people are gonna be really surprised by where they end up in the afterlife.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
What part about supreme power don’t you understand?
caring55 about 5 years ago
I think the rules are that “they” make the rules and “they” don’t have to let you in
alexius23 about 5 years ago
The Hell you say….
Lablubber about 5 years ago
He’ll wind up taking his case to a much lower court.
The Old Wolf about 5 years ago
That’s a paddlin’.
bakana about 5 years ago
He’s Rudy Giuliani’s other client?
Daeder about 5 years ago
I’m surprised there are no Russian trolls trying to spin this away from what it’s obviously about. I mean, there’s no way anyone could possibly make this comic about Obama or Hillary, but that never stopped them before.
locake about 5 years ago
Donnie and Rudy will end up in the same place for eternity. They deserve each other.
1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago
And it’s going to take a LOT more than cash to bribe the judge here. . . . Just Sayin’.
james.moriarty4 about 5 years ago
Hey! I am lawyer and I am a very righteous person!