B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 10, 2020

Do make-up artists have to obtain a concealer carry license?

Carrying around a rock without a sling is kind of like carrying around a bullet without a gun.

No pants, no pockets, where do you carry it?

Aren’t those pebbles lying around. Why he needs a permit to carry them :P

Must be California :-(

I wonder if he registered that rock?

When rocks are outlawed only outlaws will have rocks.

Definitely not semi-automatic.

Bloomberg is gonna have a Stroke!

If you have a sling, it can be lethal. Just ask Goliath.

The slippery slope.

To all appearances, the other guy has small arms!

When rocks are outlawed, only outlaws will have rocks.

Is this a slight toward T. Rex? I bet nobody dares ask to see his license.

That ROCKS!

My little baby is a Glock model 21 !

My son studied “stage engineering” in college. It’s all the stuff that has to do with the logistics of a performance: sound, lighting, costumes, props …

One of his assignments was to make a rifle as a prop. So here is is walking around campus with a realistic looking rifle …

He also had the only white part in a play called “Dreams of the King” (about MLK). He got to play a klansman complete with robe and hood. One of the venues for the performance was the Civil Rights Museum in Greensboro, N.C. He walked in with a small suitcase. The person at the desk asked him what was in the suitcase and he said, “My costume. I did not think it would be appropriate to bring it in draped over my arm.”

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I expected the small arms to be Barbie doll sized.

Good thing concealed carriers are 21 times more law abiding than the average person. All sorts of background checks. Performance tested.

Yep, that’s pretty much how it all started. Early hominids venturing out onto the veldt quickly discovered that, when it came to securing dinner or discouraging predators, flinging pebbles was way more effective than the past practice of flinging poo. We’ve been searching for ever better pebble flingers ever since. When you get right down to it, humankind’s three greatest developments are, in order of discovery, 1) pebble flinging, 2) fire, and 3) the wheel. And that’s why revolvers are so cool. ;-)

Oh great. Another thing for TSA to look for.

I was expexting a T-Rex.

A certain well known person is noted for his small hands. Not that that indicates anything.

Not sure I wanna know where he concealed it!

You have the projectile without the projector.

NRA = National Rock Association?

And so it starts.

Is there a double barrelled model?

Whew! For a second, I thought he was going to pull out a baby arm of our Missing Link.

Is it registered?

Too bad…the Colt 45 ACP won’t be invented until 1904.

Oooooh, Ahhhhhhh

The Giant got SUCH A HEADACHE!!!!

But since we’re standing in what will someday be California, I am only allowed to have 9 pebbles maximum on my person.

He’s gonna need a shoulder holster for that baby!!! Yessir!

Not Bad. For a sec, thought it was going to be short-arm inspection Gag!

I’m waiting for the right to arm bears!

The electro-plasma weaponry is safely hidden away in a separate location free from the glitch so far. and it is much too early for them to get them. Though they will need them when the cannibals from across the sea decide to invade.