Gretchen tried to remember what her aunt had told her. Was it scratch his eyes out then kick him in the Johnsons, or kick him in the Johnsons then scratch his eyes out?
I met wy wife at a summer camp, When I started to show interest she TOLD me that she already had a boy friend, (i.e. not nterested), I HEARD (you have competition) and I replied “I don’t mind”, or “Okay”. We have been soulmates for 36 yrs now.
(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (5 times, with this repeat).
has the first time this appeared here. Several webpages said it was his most famous work.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1828 (November 19, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
“Take the A train”, they said. “It’s faster..”/ and it might well have been a disaster/ when the lecherous brute/began his “pursuit”/ had she not brought her “Dickhead Blaster”. Yes, ladies, the purse size Dickhead Blaster disables AND vasectomizes any molester in seconds ! Available at Walmart, or online from Amazon…
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
The name of this painting is Der lästige Kavalier (The Annoying Cavalier). A more accurate name would have been Das Gruselige Kavalier.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’d go right for the pepper spray.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
Illustration from Sigmund Freud’s classic text, “How To Pick Up Mädchen”.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wolfgang was about to be flattened by a rather large and heavy bag.
Papared25 over 4 years ago
Gretchen tried to remember what her aunt had told her. Was it scratch his eyes out then kick him in the Johnsons, or kick him in the Johnsons then scratch his eyes out?
PatsyL.Paul over 4 years ago
Throw him out of the window.
Kwen over 4 years ago
I bet you really want to know first hand HOW I just became a widow, right sir?
DATo over 4 years ago
Sophie struggled valiantly to recall Clint Eastwood’s line about being lucky as her hand slowly moved to her shoulder holster.
jbrobo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unbeknownst to the man, Heidi had a bag full of whoop ass beside her.
Reader over 4 years ago
Waiting at the depot, it was hard for Sarah to claim she really didn’t have time to hear about “Our savior Jesus Christ.”
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
If Jock saw the taser in Sophie’s left hand, he would just sit back down.
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
“Sir…Does the name Lorena Bobbitt bring anything to mind? No?…..It will!”
TerBer over 4 years ago
I met wy wife at a summer camp, When I started to show interest she TOLD me that she already had a boy friend, (i.e. not nterested), I HEARD (you have competition) and I replied “I don’t mind”, or “Okay”. We have been soulmates for 36 yrs now.
MS72 over 4 years ago
“My friend and I have a bet to settle: Do the curtains match the carpet?”
J Short over 4 years ago
Bret was about to find out why they called her the Black Widow.
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Dirty old man!
aerotica69 over 4 years ago
Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon?
prrdh over 4 years ago
In the end, she opted for that shiny new Reichsrevolver Daddy had given her for Christmas.
Another Take over 4 years ago
Worst Uber Train ride ever!
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Hi, I’m uncle Joe and I want you to vote for me. Let me tell you a story about “Corn Pop.”
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Irritating Gentleman:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Berthold_Woltze_-_Der_l%C3%A4stige_Kavalier.jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2452
http://stanleykemp.blogspot.com/2014/03/whilst-looking-for-nothing-in-particular.html
both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (5 times, with this repeat).
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/29?comments=visible
has the prior work (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/11/20?comments=visible
has the first time this appeared here. Several webpages said it was his most famous work.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1828 (November 19, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
pkdphd over 4 years ago
“I’m wearing black because I just came from the funeral of the last jerk who hit on me.”
NWdryad over 4 years ago
T vote for the pepper spray.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Another “Me Too” story, about to have a very different ending.
Linguist over 4 years ago
Like all young women of her day, young Chloe packed a pair of long, lethal hat pins in her bonnet. Dieter was about to be introduced to them.
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
hello dear, i’am the music man, do you want to learn to play the piccolo?
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 4 years ago
I believe she has decided to let the cat out of the bag …
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
“You like Wagner? I bet you like Wagner. Wagner’s ‘great,’ sure, but you should hear his early stuff. I was listening to Wagner BEFORE it was ’cool.”"
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
“Take the A train”, they said. “It’s faster..”/ and it might well have been a disaster/ when the lecherous brute/began his “pursuit”/ had she not brought her “Dickhead Blaster”. Yes, ladies, the purse size Dickhead Blaster disables AND vasectomizes any molester in seconds ! Available at Walmart, or online from Amazon…
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
“You gonna just sit there and look on, right?”
Andrew Moore over 4 years ago
… or … “Nice Mutton Chops, A-Hole”.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Joe Biden rides Amtrak?
rmremail over 4 years ago
I just noticed – is that a cell phone in her right hand?!?