Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2020

I dunno. From this angle she’s getting better, not older.

Wait ’til Pam takes her best shot!

It reminds me of Jon Lovitz’ routine:

“Ladies, lower your standards! Go out with me!”

Ha! The fool doesn’t realise that comic strip characters never age!

While Cliff is rejected by every league!

“When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now….”

EVEN Brewster knows this is a really, really bad strategy.

We will all miss Cliff. or not.

I wasn’t aware of Brewster being capable of sarcasm.

Wow. Even Brewster can recognize that this is a bad idea.

I don’t think Pam’s “sell by date” is the problem. It’s that she’s surrounded by incompetent men.

I’d think the only real reason for a “sell by” date is a woman’s risk of being unable to gestate healthy offspring after a certain age (the proverbial biological clock). Pam already has two kids and has not expressed a desire to have more, so why should she be in any rush?

Wow, even Brewster could see what a bad idea that was!

Cliff’s sell by date was last century.

Well, there has to be SOMETHING that charms her….she does have two kids, ya know….

He might consider eating a salad occasionally …

Irritable Belle could resist such charm…

Worked for me.

I think Brewster’s thinking that Pam beating him up just might put her in a romantic mood.

And pam’s best shot is a right hook across Cliff’s kisser

Since the station’s medical facilities have been able to save Winky time after time from certain death-by-ripped-out-spleen many times, Cliff may survive this.

Somehow, I don’t think Cliff’ll be able to get past “You’re getting older”!

Yup, that is what it would take.

Her best shot to him is going to be on the side of his head!

Forget it; that line doesn’t work. Tried it once.

Well, Cliff, you just solved a longstanding mystery for us. Now we know you wear those dark glasses BECAUSE YOU’RE A TOTALLY FREAKIN’ BLIND IDIOT!

And, she’ll feel much better after she pounds Cliff into a puddle for making her such a “Gracious” offer.

Isn’t Pam married? She has children…or is she a single mom? Never could figure that out.