B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 02, 2020

Uh lady? a Simple “I’m not interested,” would suffice.

No need to shatter his self esteem……..,

Ouch!

Rejected again, eh.

No ear for beautiful music?

I get that request all the time.

I just sing louder…

Not the request she was looking for.

Just ask them to do 4’33 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3 by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cage

I think it really was B.C. when that joke was first told

Your. . .uh. . .plumage could use a little work, too.

What an old fuddy dud!

Funny.

Zarg?

“Escape”? So Dodo is a female?

Years ago, the FDA declared my voice as safe only if used under 10 feet of water. It’s in the fine print.

Can you sing “Way Over Yonder”?

OK, how about ‘Hit the road Jack’.

Just dance. I love the Flamenco. And silence is golden.

So that’s what a male dookybird looks like.

Now we know why they went extinct.

Maybe he needs to stick to Shel Silverstein’s 26 Second Song. I used it once in a while when DJing to pad my way into the news.

All the DJ’s keep complaining,tunes run much too long.So I’ve gone and wrote myself,a 26 second song.

And it is exactly 26 seconds long. A great padding piece.

My mating season begins January 1. And ends December 31.

Mrs. Baker is already exhausted.

Can you carry a tune?

Of course!

Well, carry that one you’re singing out back and bury it!

Got some in my neighborhood who need to accept those kind of requests.

My response would be: “Hmmmm, I haven’t heard of that one! Hum the first few bars and I’ll fake it from there.”

That’s as annoying as MAGA.