Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2020

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    waycyber  almost 5 years ago

    If he is a knight, he is a Sir.

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    She told me “Once a knight is enough”.

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    TexTech  almost 5 years ago

    Gotta earn it, Rodney my boy, and with your tactical skills and leadership ability, things aren’t looking too good.

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    OzarkTheHornyBuzzard  almost 5 years ago

    Ummmmmmm . . . methinks somebody doesn’t know what “a sod” means.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That knight suit needs better contents.

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    Pony99CA  almost 5 years ago

    Fink would be more likely to give you a title downgrade — to Prisoner.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  almost 5 years ago

    Sir Rodney of I’d me thinks

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “I work for a living. Those clods were just born into their titles.”

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t being a “good Knight” enough?

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney is lucky to be a knight! Don’t push it, Buddy!

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    jango  almost 5 years ago

    Aqualung…you poor old sod, you see it’s only me.

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    Al Nala  almost 5 years ago

    You’re a Knigget of the Table Square, Rod!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He may be a sod, but he is a sod with a sword. Mind you manners ID’iot.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 5 years ago

    maybe rodney should explain he has the right to deal justice.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    “Grand Flunky.”

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    Airbender  almost 5 years ago

    Why worry Rodney? Whatever you are, as a knight you are still higher on the social scale than that little miscreant.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rodney, even in ID, you have the authority to kill a peasant.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A “sod” who has a spear; and I see that you don’t have one…

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    You serve the “King of Nothing” (Seals and Crofts) – how do you think you will get a title upgrade, other than “Knight”?

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry kid. He’s not even the Duke of OIL! Earl is Brooklynese for oil.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  almost 5 years ago

    A tin plated sod with a sword, peasant

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    PaulLeckner  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps a small fief, or parcel of land. 100 acres. Subdivided into 25 acre parcels. Keeps one 25 acres for himself. Has 3 tenant farmers at 25 acres each. Not much, but could create a small stream of income.

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