Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2020

If he is a knight, he is a Sir.

She told me “Once a knight is enough”.

Gotta earn it, Rodney my boy, and with your tactical skills and leadership ability, things aren’t looking too good.

Ummmmmmm . . . methinks somebody doesn’t know what “a sod” means.

That knight suit needs better contents.

Fink would be more likely to give you a title downgrade — to Prisoner.

Sir Rodney of I’d me thinks

“I work for a living. Those clods were just born into their titles.”

Isn’t being a “good Knight” enough?

Rodney is lucky to be a knight! Don’t push it, Buddy!

Aqualung…you poor old sod, you see it’s only me.

You’re a Knigget of the Table Square, Rod!

He may be a sod, but he is a sod with a sword. Mind you manners ID’iot.

maybe rodney should explain he has the right to deal justice.

“Grand Flunky.”

Why worry Rodney? Whatever you are, as a knight you are still higher on the social scale than that little miscreant.

Rodney, even in ID, you have the authority to kill a peasant.

A “sod” who has a spear; and I see that you don’t have one…

You serve the “King of Nothing” (Seals and Crofts) – how do you think you will get a title upgrade, other than “Knight”?

Sorry kid. He’s not even the Duke of OIL! Earl is Brooklynese for oil.

A tin plated sod with a sword, peasant

Perhaps a small fief, or parcel of land. 100 acres. Subdivided into 25 acre parcels. Keeps one 25 acres for himself. Has 3 tenant farmers at 25 acres each. Not much, but could create a small stream of income.