Phil Hands for February 06, 2020

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    There’s nothing Nancy could do to be less immature than Il Douche. Get a clue, Phil.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Well, sure. I’m not going to sink to whataboutism, so I’ll just note that he refused to shake her hand, and she kept her composure throughout the ordeal. I at least got to stand up and hit the throne room when it got too dense in the TV room. And she clearly made her point, first non-verbally, then quite specifically in words of few syllables.

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    moosemin  over 4 years ago

    Phil, did you swallow all Trumps claims, self-promotion and electioneering? Nancy reflected my views in an acceptable manner of protest. Certainly not in the cheap manner you have presented. Your choice of president and party have given the middle finger to the Constitution, our Founding Fathers and the rest of us. That is far worse than Nancy Pelosi’s action.

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    NeuralCapsule  over 4 years ago

    Trump’s reality show version of what was once an internationally respected presidential address shows that trying to be the “adults in the room” cannot mitigate the lies, schmaltzy insincere sentiment and manufactured outrage that Trump has perfected for the retards at his rallies..

    This is the social media that drives our society now, where algorithmic attention that inevitably shines only on the biggest scandals is the determinant of all influence and power. The replies and retweets add up, and the adults are left tearing their hair and the paper packs of lies from the idiots’ dotard demagogue in an impotent fury that is itself a slippery slope down into the muck..

    Even without the foreign influence of Drumph’s dictatorial buddies, or the AI enabled bubbles of rage that the surveillance capitalists created and that these Trumptards gleefully inhabit, the technology underlying these media – direct descendants of online pornography that they are – are intrinsically suited to monetizing the urges of the illiterate and instinctual idiots of the world into a lethal cocktail of populist nihilistic chaos.

    Is it any surprise that these illiterate idiots are such useful tools for those who control technologies exploiting such socially flawed media? Not the guilty gateway ‘guardians’ like Google and Farcebook but those who employ the next generation of technology like Caimbridge Analytica got caught using. Technologies that enabled Brexit, fanned the flames of Charlottesville.. Technologies that have their origins in psyops conducted by Russians in the Ukraine and Georgia – and by China in Hong Kong and Taiwan..

    Here on this site, trolls like Rockbreaker of Hardlabor, Remedial Hood, Brassy Oblivion, etc., have clearly intuited that just as their false god Cheeto Jesus instinctively demonstrated in his reality TV political rise, virtual circuses to rile up todays retrograde retarded Romans reliably rule the roost..

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    Wrong again, Phil…

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    Gypsy8  over 4 years ago

    “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”…..or lied to…… or disrespected.

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    suzalee  over 4 years ago

    Go Nancy! Better to shred paper than to shred the truth the way Trump did.

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    Frankfreak  over 4 years ago

    Fact checkers started revealing his lies as he was making them.

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago

    Who was the fat GOP who kept giving doofus a thumbs up?

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    walfishj  over 4 years ago

    How nice of Mr Hands to ignore how DJT snubbed Her. How nice that Phil can ignore how he spits on the Constitution. How nice that Little Phil can ignore all his lies. Must be nice to be a republican.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Got to give Nancy credit for keeping her emotions in check.. She did have control of the gavel after all. A lesser person would have thrown it at trumps fat head

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Trump has been ripping up the Constitution for 3 years.

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    lobo1939  over 4 years ago

    Not good, Phil.

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    lonecat  over 4 years ago

    What is the proper response to a president who has violated his oath of office, who has abused his power, who has obstructed congress? Democracy in the US is in real trouble, and we’re worrying about etiquette?

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    Patjade  over 4 years ago

    She gave it far more respect than it or Trump deserved with that MAGA circus he put on.

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    Bex Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If this so called SOTU were a drinking game, drink every time you hear a lie, most folks would pass out within 5 minutes,

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    Nantucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The ideas of “let the nation heal” for the Nixon pardon and “let’s move forward” for the war crimes under Bush 43 is what brought the U.S. to our current Trumpism nightmare. The Dems need to be tougher.

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    lonecat  over 4 years ago

    Elections are a good thing; they usually make it possible to work out social conflicts without violence. Likewise the Judicial system. But there are times when those systems fail to do their job. I grew up in the segregated South, and elections and the courts maintained a system of oppression. In order to correct those abuses it was necessary to act outside the electoral and judicial system. We now honor the people who broke the law and went to jail for freedom, but we have forgotten their message. We are now faced with a serious threat to democracy in the US. The Senate has demonstrated that it is not up to the job of defending the Constitutional system of checks and balances. The Republicans in the Senate have sold their souls and they have failed their responsibilities. So what do we do? Here are a couple of things we shouldn’t do: we shouldn’t imagine that we are in normal times; and we shouldn’t get tied up in silly arguments about trivialities. There are fundamental issues at stake here.

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    walkingmancomics  over 4 years ago

    And of course, this is what one would call “Gross Exaggeration” and barely depicts reality.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If their roles were reversed (Trump acting on Nancy’s speech), he would have shredded it up, trampled it and taken a dump on it.

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    Librarylady  over 4 years ago

    “You lie!” Shaking head and mouthing “not true.”

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    dknutson01  over 4 years ago

    This certainly isn’t a correct depiction of the situation. But I get it, you want attention.

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What’s going on, Phil? You used to be balanced with your perspectives. Your 55 other readers have made some really good points.

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    tabby  over 4 years ago

    Very weak Phil. Trump shredded the truth with his lies in the SOTU address and turned it into a reality show and campaign speech. Of course it should be ripped up.

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    DrDon1  over 4 years ago

    Very disappointed … Certainly expected a more meaningful observation from Hands!

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    rossevrymn  over 4 years ago

    The lack-of-standard POtuS vs Standards

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    jmays831  over 4 years ago

    I thought her tearing up the speech was a bad look for the Democrats… just because someone stoops to the lowest possible level is not reason to join them there… She had an opportunity to show that she was a professional. part of the Adult party, the more mature party… and instead she went down to his level and joined him on the playground

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    randolini Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And the right wingers are too stupid to realize he was lying his ass off. We believe, no need to fact check said his cult of morons.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    One hears that the P in the P tape stands for Pedophile.

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    Madzdad the bard  over 4 years ago

    All while Trump has ripped up the Constitution itself. Specifically the restraints on executive branch power.

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