Pickles by Brian Crane for March 15, 2020

For a minute there Roscoe thought you were going to share your donuts with *him.

nice cover up, Earl, you stingy friend of Clyde

Clever old coot, lolol.

Just don’t get the two bags mixed up…

It looks like walking to the donut shop is the only exercise he gets.

I cycle for pizza and beer, then cycle even more.

Double use bag, switching back and forth…although it degrades the taste of the doughnuts somewhat.

Now you owe Roscoe a donut you old fibber you.

An alternative use of a ‘doggy bag’?

Smooth……

Humm … Guess Clyde’s nose does not work ;-)

Looks like when it comes to snacks, Earl is stingy….

Donuts Happen!

Okay, this made me laugh out loud!

Nice, and he didn’t have to resort to a lie.

My old dog, a paper bag with donuts would have survived about 5 seconds.

That was mean, Earl—-but if those are glazed donuts in that bag I’d do the same thing!

Either way, it’s still a bag of crap.

Just remember all the doughnuts were gone when you started adding “things” to the bag.. And, don’t.. put the bag in the fridge when you get home.

Good Roscoe now you’ll get some

Who says us old guys can’t think on our feet?

Who puts donuts in a BROWN SACK..?

“My mistake! It’s poop in the bag, not a doughnut. Care for a bite, Clyde?”

Just don’t eat out of the wrong bag.

This old dude preferred Jelly-Filled Bismarks till Type-2 kicked in. Now only the darkest of chocolate.

Since you see your friend almost every day on the park bench, why didn’t you buy him one as well?

I was afraid the punchline was going to be that Earl had to pick up poop, but not Roscoe’s.

He’s done that joke before. I know, because I think of it occasionally when I’m walking my dog!

good thing that Clyde didn’t offer to ‘dispose’ of it for him